The Nature of My Game

The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. The Harlequin of Hate. Everyone's heard of him. Few people have survived a meeting with him. Why? Well, it's the Joker for starters. He has an ability to just kill people. Literally. It doesn't matter who you are, he will probably kill you. Well, unless you're his Harley Quinn or his favourite flying rodent; the Batman.

Unpredictable, manipulative, apathetic - and that's just his good points! He's also egotistical, impatient and criminally insane. Don't you just want to hug him right now? No? Well, why not? It's not like he has a million ways to kill you! More like eight ways to kill you right now! Even better, right?

If you're still not convinced, then he's a highly intelligent schemer who enjoys slaughtering innocent people and bringing anarchy and bloodshed to the streets of Gotham City... And long walks on the beach, of course.

So step right up to everyone's favourite killer clown and enjoy yourself! Don't forget to sign your name and say what you thought of him!


These are his relations with people.

Harleen 'Harley Quinn' Quinzel - Hired Help/Manipulated Love
James Wayne - Goon
Michael Smith - Rival
Bruce 'Batman' Wayne - Enemies
Richard 'Nightwing' Grayson - Enemies


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones. No using this. This is for my use with my Joker. If you use it then I will crush you.

Allow me to introduce this wonderful young man. He's the doctor with a secret - and everybody's favourite; the one and only Matthew Reid. This twenty-eight year old enjoys instrumental music and reading a good book (or seven). He is addicted to coffee and works in the madhouse funhouse that is the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

With empathy and sympathy, no one would be surprised if this doctor has a target on his back from the more unstable inmates. But don't forget about his paranoia, inherited from his mother, as you may be a target for suspicion. Despite this, Doctor Reid is caring enough to take a bullet for anyone - except perhaps our lovely Joker - and polite enough to not point out that blush you might have. This little sweetheart (not so little at 6'1) might have to watch his back though, unless he wants it stabbed.

So come one, come all to get to know our introverted darling with a slight social anxiety. Have some fun and don't forget to sign below with what you think of him.


These are his relations with people.

Amelia 'Oracle' Blake - Lover
Dylan Carrero - Friend
James Wayne - Patient


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Gloomy Sunday as covered by Emilie Autumn. No using this. This is for my use with Matthew. If you use it then I will crush you.

Step right up! We've someone for everyone's enjoyment... Our lovely little harlot here is an outgoing beam of sunshine. Her name is Jenna Wright and she is twenty three years old. A Gotham citizen since her birth, Jenna is what you'd expect of the East End of Gotham. Her occupation is part-time prostitution, and she's a bit of an addict. Ditzy and naive, it's a surprise she's survived this long...

Friendly and confident, Jenna's not someone who you'd expect to be able to read body language half as well as she can. There's just something about people that she gets vibes from. It might just be her paranoia or it might actually be a little skill she developed... Or both. That's the most likely one given her current situation in life.

Though she's a party girl, she does like the sunshine and shopping. Well, shop lifting. This little bundle of trouble can be a good person, though, just don't expect her to obey the law. This doesn't seem like the kind of person everyone would like, but if you do... Well... We might be able to arrange some time for you and Miss Wright...

You're not convinced? Pity. She's an innocent little thing, though she's not half as unintelligent as she seems. Quite the opposite, actually, but don't think that it means she'd actually consider what she says. If she puts her foot in it, she does it unintentionally. But don't worry about grudges. She's good at shrugging things off...

So, make a note below with your name about what you think of her! Don't be shy. She's a darling really...


These are her relations with people.

Dylan Carrero - Friend
Jim Gordon - Unwanted Help


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Off to the Races by Lana Del Rey. No using this. This is for my use with Jenna. If you use it then I will crush you.

Step up, step up, we have a king amongst our midsts. Of course, I'm talking about Sir Fairytale of Gotham, the fairy tale villain that is Michael Smith. The arrogant, charming, somewhat narcissistic ex-assassin (with experties in poisons) who is most certainly up for hire should you need his assistance. Is there a police officer who's bugging you? Is your nearest insane asylum is more like a hotel? Or has a drug dealer ripped you off? Simply contact our lovely little manipulator and he'll sort everything out - with a fairy tale ending. You'll even get sarcasm. Isn't he wonderful?

Untrusting, unpredictable, and highly controlling, Michael Smith is the best at his job. You don't seem to be won over just yet, though. Should I tell you more? Yes, I think I should. Mister Smith is also tolerant of people, intelligent, imaginative, inventive and creative. He could probably be considered practical, too, given that if he can imagine it then he sure as hell will try to create it. Yes, Mister Smith is the best at his job. What exactly his job is, though, is a complete mystery to everyong except him, it seems. Is he a criminal? An assassin? A mastermind who gets bored of being a law abiding citizen? Maybe he's all three. You won't know until you give him a try.

Oh? You don't want to know more about our surrealist, escapist, vain, independent, confident, neat, adaptable young man? You don't want to know that he enjoys looking in mirrors and straightening and sorting his appearance when he's feeling smug? You don't want to know that he can plan criminal activities to a T? Well, an A is more appropriate... But you don't want to know that he takes great pride in the appearance of everything he works on and that even if it's a bank robbery, it will end up as art? I suppose you know enough to decide, though...

So, give him a twirl and sign below with the details. We all love a detail or two... Don't forget your name, good people, and enjoy Mister Michael Jim Smith.


These are his relations with people.

Silas Mortimer - Manipulated Help
Alyss Blake - ?
Joker - Rival



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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees. No using this. This is for my use with Michael. If you use it then I will crush you.

Come one, come all, we've one last darling to show you. Our colourful little human rainbow, here, is Dylan Carrero. Hopefully soon to be Officer Dylan Carrero. With bright hair and a taste in clothes that certainly isn't inconspicuous when she's out of uniform, this lovely young woman is sure to tickle your fancy. So step right up and let me tell you just a little bit about her. I have no doubt that you'll want to know more.

What do you suppose the first thing you'd notice about our wonderful little police-officer-in-training would be? Aside from her hair, of course. Well, it might be her optimism, which she possesses in buckets, or maybe her sense of humour. It may even, if you're really lucky, be her friendly yet empathetic nature. We can only hope for your sake that it won't be her Coulrophobia - fear of clowns - or aggression. No one wants to be faced with aggression, as we all know.

But what else can I tell you about her? She likes colours and sweets and The Sims and pranks. She dislikes lemons and extreme heat and, oh yes... Guns. Ironic given her job, don't you agree? She also genuinely likes people - surprised, aren't you? Well, with someone as energetic and active as her, why wouldn't she like people? She's rather intelligent too, you know? Though she has been known to state the obvious.

So step right up and have a trial run. Don't be too rough, though, and be sure to sign your name with what you think.

(This will be re-done soon. I just lost interest at the end.)


These are her relations with people.

Jenna Wright - Friend
Matthew Reid - Friend


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Now by Paramore. No using this. This is for my use with Dylan. If you use it then I will crush you.