The Nature of My Game

[Joker]

The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. The Harlequin of Hate. Everyone's heard of him. Few people have survived a meeting with him. Why? Well, it's the Joker for starters. He has an ability to just kill people. Literally. It doesn't matter who you are, he will probably kill you. Well, unless you're his Harley Quinn or his favourite flying rodent; the Batman.

Unpredictable, manipulative, apathetic - and that's just his good points! He's also egotistical, impatient and criminally insane. Don't you just want to hug him right now? No? Well, why not? It's not like he has a million ways to kill you! More like eight ways to kill you right now! Even better, right?

If you're still not convinced, then he's a highly intelligent schemer who enjoys slaughtering innocent people and bringing anarchy and bloodshed to the streets of Gotham City... And long walks on the beach, of course.

So step right up to everyone's favourite killer clown and enjoy yourself! Don't forget to sign your name and say what you thought of him!


These are his relations with people.

Harleen 'Harley Quinn' Quinzel - Hired Help/Manipulated Love
James Wayne - Goon
Michael Smith - Rival
Bruce 'Batman' Wayne - Enemies
Richard 'Nightwing' Grayson - Enemies


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones. No using this. This is for my use with my Joker. If you use it then I will crush you.

Allow me to introduce this wonderful young man. He's the doctor with a secret - and everybody's favourite; the one and only Matthew Reid. This twenty-eight year old enjoys instrumental music and reading a good book (or seven). He is addicted to coffee and works in the madhouse funhouse that is the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

With empathy and sympathy, no one would be surprised if this doctor has a target on his back from the more unstable inmates. But don't forget about his paranoia, inherited from his mother, as you may be a target for suspicion. Despite this, Doctor Reid is caring enough to take a bullet for anyone - except perhaps our lovely Joker - and polite enough to not point out that blush you might have. This little sweetheart (not so little at 6'1) might have to watch his back though, unless he wants it stabbed.

So come one, come all to get to know our introverted darling with a slight social anxiety. Have some fun and don't forget to sign below with what you think of him.


These are his relations with people.

Amelia 'Oracle' Blake - Lover
Dylan Carrero - Friend
James Wayne - Patient


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Gloomy Sunday as covered by Emilie Autumn. No using this. This is for my use with Matthew. If you use it then I will crush you.

Step right up! We've someone for everyone's enjoyment... Our lovely little harlot here is an outgoing beam of sunshine. Her name is Jenna Wright and she is twenty three years old. A Gotham citizen since her birth, Jenna is what you'd expect of the East End of Gotham. Her occupation is part-time prostitution, and she's a bit of an addict. Ditzy and naive, it's a surprise she's survived this long...

Friendly and confident, Jenna's not someone who you'd expect to be able to read body language half as well as she can. There's just something about people that she gets vibes from. It might just be her paranoia or it might actually be a little skill she developed... Or both. That's the most likely one given her current situation in life.

Though she's a party girl, she does like the sunshine and shopping. Well, shop lifting. This little bundle of trouble can be a good person, though, just don't expect her to obey the law. This doesn't seem like the kind of person everyone would like, but if you do... Well... We might be able to arrange some time for you and Miss Wright...

You're not convinced? Pity. She's an innocent little thing, though she's not half as unintelligent as she seems. Quite the opposite, actually, but don't think that it means she'd actually consider what she says. If she puts her foot in it, she does it unintentionally. But don't worry about grudges. She's good at shrugging things off...

So, make a note below with your name about what you think of her! Don't be shy. She's a darling really...


These are her relations with people.

Dylan Carrero - Friend
Jim Gordon - Unwanted Help


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Off to the Races by Lana Del Rey. No using this. This is for my use with Jenna. If you use it then I will crush you.

Step up, step up, we have a king amongst our midsts. Of course, I'm talking about Sir Fairytale of Gotham, the fairy tale villain that is Michael Smith. The arrogant, charming, somewhat narcissistic ex-assassin (with experties in poisons) who is most certainly up for hire should you need his assistance. Is there a police officer who's bugging you? Is your nearest insane asylum is more like a hotel? Or has a drug dealer ripped you off? Simply contact our lovely little manipulator and he'll sort everything out - with a fairy tale ending. You'll even get sarcasm. Isn't he wonderful?

Untrusting, unpredictable, and highly controlling, Michael Smith is the best at his job. You don't seem to be won over just yet, though. Should I tell you more? Yes, I think I should. Mister Smith is also tolerant of people, intelligent, imaginative, inventive and creative. He could probably be considered practical, too, given that if he can imagine it then he sure as hell will try to create it. Yes, Mister Smith is the best at his job. What exactly his job is, though, is a complete mystery to everyong except him, it seems. Is he a criminal? An assassin? A mastermind who gets bored of being a law abiding citizen? Maybe he's all three. You won't know until you give him a try.

Oh? You don't want to know more about our surrealist, escapist, vain, independent, confident, neat, adaptable young man? You don't want to know that he enjoys looking in mirrors and straightening and sorting his appearance when he's feeling smug? You don't want to know that he can plan criminal activities to a T? Well, an A is more appropriate... But you don't want to know that he takes great pride in the appearance of everything he works on and that even if it's a bank robbery, it will end up as art? I suppose you know enough to decide, though...

So, give him a twirl and sign below with the details. We all love a detail or two... Don't forget your name, good people, and enjoy Mister Michael Jim Smith.


These are his relations with people.

Silas Mortimer - Manipulated Help
Alyss Blake - ?
Joker - Rival



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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees. No using this. This is for my use with Michael. If you use it then I will crush you.

Come one, come all, we've one last darling to show you. Our colourful little human rainbow, here, is Dylan Carrero. Hopefully soon to be Officer Dylan Carrero. With bright hair and a taste in clothes that certainly isn't inconspicuous when she's out of uniform, this lovely young woman is sure to tickle your fancy. So step right up and let me tell you just a little bit about her. I have no doubt that you'll want to know more.

What do you suppose the first thing you'd notice about our wonderful little police-officer-in-training would be? Aside from her hair, of course. Well, it might be her optimism, which she possesses in buckets, or maybe her sense of humour. It may even, if you're really lucky, be her friendly yet empathetic nature. We can only hope for your sake that it won't be her Coulrophobia - fear of clowns - or aggression. No one wants to be faced with aggression, as we all know.

But what else can I tell you about her? She likes colours and sweets and The Sims and pranks. She dislikes lemons and extreme heat and, oh yes... Guns. Ironic given her job, don't you agree? She also genuinely likes people - surprised, aren't you? Well, with someone as energetic and active as her, why wouldn't she like people? She's rather intelligent too, you know? Though she has been known to state the obvious.

So step right up and have a trial run. Don't be too rough, though, and be sure to sign your name with what you think.

(This will be re-done soon. I just lost interest at the end.)


These are her relations with people.

Jenna Wright - Friend
Matthew Reid - Friend


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Credit to me for putting this together. Lyrics are from Now by Paramore. No using this. This is for my use with Dylan. If you use it then I will crush you.

Muse levels currently out of 10 strikes.
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[Harleen Quinzel]

Oohhh Mr. J!

Harley has been a bit buts lately after being let out of the hospital and deemed sane. However she has been hunting endlessly for Joker. Giving up a little she joined with the Comish and is working in his police station.. Is it time for her to find her Mr J again?

[elegant badass silence]

batman&&joker
Well, this is the Batman and the Joker, what crazy plots can we come up with for them? I apologize if my posts with Batty are a little short for I am short on muse, it keeps running away. But hmmm any thoughts on what could go on?

james&&joker
Okay, well Jamie is the son of Bruce Wayne and he's a little bi-polar...okay, a LOT bi-polar and often has issues with it. He doesn't really know where he belongs so maybe the Joker could manipulate him into joining his side or something? I've always thought an evil Jamie would be fun.

[Joker]

I should really check these more often...

JOKER + HARLEY QUINN

Ohh yes. They need to find each other... I'll make up some reason for him to have not been around in the first post I do as him. XD But yes. She has to find him and see what happens and possibly catch up? heh, that would be fun...

JOKER + BATMAN

Oh my gosh yes please we need plots for these two! I'm not sure what could happen between them, but it would have to be big... We might be able to incorporate Jamie into a big Batman/Joker face-off? Like I said, I'm not sure exactly what could happen - I've got a bit of a headache so my thought power is kind of bleh - but we must figure it out!

JOKER + JAMIE

Yes. Me and J are claiming Jamie for our side. He's ours now. The question is: how would they meet? Unless Jamie doesn't know what Joker's like, or wants to actually meet J, I can't imagine it really happening... I'm gunna quickly look over Jamie's app if I can find it (I suck at finding things) and take a look at him and try thinking of some reason for them to meet. At the moment, I'm wondering whether or not, in one of his happy times, he might go after J?

Gimme a few minutes. I'm gunna edit this once I've had a look.

Edit: I forgot to come back. D: But um, yeah... I couldn't think of anything. >_< Idk, we need to bounce ideas back and forth.

[elegant badass silence]

batman&&joker
Maybe, if we're putting Jamie into this, Joker can gloat to Batman that he's taken his son and stuff like that, I'm sure that would get Batty fired up. Or maybe, you'd have to check with Shelby on this one who plays Bruce's wife - Hailey, it could have something to do with her.

james&&joker
Woo! Okay, evil James is a must then! Haha! Perhaps they meet by James hearing his mother and father muttering about the Joker being back in town and he decides to go out and have a look because he's way too overconfident and think he can take the Joker, but then maybe instead Joker manipulates him? I have no idea.

[Harleen Quinzel]

Joker and Harley

It will be very interesting I'm looking forward to it Should we start a thread?

[Joker]

JOKER + BATMAN
JOKER + JAMIE

This is easier than writing pretty much the same thing in both.

Yes! Yes yes yes. I've got an idea for how he'd get the Bat's attention, but I'm not sure how to word it which sucks. Basically... Manipulate Jamie. Get Jamie to agree to acting in a video. Send video to news and/or Waynes stating 'look who I've got! oh, I'm back by the way. Lolololol' okay, maybe not with the lols but you get the idea. Surprise Batman when he comes (possibly with Hailey if Shelby reads this and agrees) and he actually hasn't beaten Jamie up...

For how James and Joker could meet. I like the idea of James being over cocky and maybe Joker does a bet with James that if James beats him, he'll go quietly to the police station and hand himself in without hurting anyone but if Joker wins then James has to do whatever Joker says? Then Joker does something to win (I haven't figured this bit out yet. thinking maybe uses a knife and stabs him where it's not fatal or something like that? I'm not sure.) and James has to then do whatever Joker says and Joker just says for him to come with him and then MANIPULATION. He could be like 'you're just too perfect to leave out there in the cold!' on the way back to wherever the hell Joker is at the moment (another thing I need to figure out) and and and then i'm not sure what between that and the Bats/Joker/possible Hailey plot...

JOKER + HARLEY QUINN

Yes. Yes we should. Who's starting?

Edit: I had an idea about their thread... Before she 'finds' him, maybe Joker sent her a rose like at the end of Mad Love? I can just imagine him finding out where she is from his goons and being really annoyed then deciding that he wants her back so he can find out everything that's going on with her working with the Commissioner and sends the rose with a note on it and leaves it on her desk like when they first met so she goes in and sees it with a little note of 'you know where to find me - J x'? idk. I'm kind of rambling now... Opinion?

[Dick Grayson]

Nightwing and Joker

Dick Grayson is a member of The Bat Family, so obviously these two are enemies. I did tell you on the c-box that I do have an open thread in the other places section called 'Get Ready To Fly'. It's open so if you wanna post there, it's fine by me. Tina posted Bane in there already but you can still post.

Superman and Joker

I don't know if you've watched the Superman cartoon back in the day, but I wanted to do World's Finest on here. All we need is a Lex Luthor and were good to go. I just need to talk to Silence about it and we'll see what happens.

[Joker]

JOKER + NIGHTWING

Yes you did. I've been trying to think of what to write. Unfortunately I don't know too much about Blüdhaven otherwise I'd be able to figure out a really good reason for J to be there. There will be a reply, hopefully tonight though possibly when I wake up... J's more likely to burst in in the middle of everything and have no idea what's going on anyway so that's cool. :]

JOKER + SUPERMAN

I actually never saw the cartoons as a child... The only cartoons about a Marvel/DC hero I ever caught were Spiderman and I can't really remember any of that except thinking how strange the whole idea was. Little did I know I'd end up being a huge fan of a guy who dresses as a bat and the villains who include a clown, a jester, a plant lady, a woman who looks like a cat and people obsessed with Alice in Wonderland, eh? XD

But it sounds cool, anyway. I'll have to look up what World's Finest is but sure, I'll go for anything. Actually, I should look it up now... Gimme five minutes. If I don't edit this in five minutes then I've probably gotten distracted, for which I will be sorry.

Edit: OH MERLIN YES WE MUST DO THIS. I haven't read the whole description yet, I'll admit, but the main idea is... You don't understand - I screamed 'yes' at my laptop. XD Yes. Yes. We... Yes...

[elegant badass silence]

batman&&joker
james&&joker
Ooooh!! Yes!! That's perfect! I love it! As for what could happen between that, well perhaps the Joker tells James lies about his parents and stuff? Shelby and I were talking about having James fight his wife, Alyss, and then end up hurting her horribly. I'll just create a thread for the three of us for plotting this if you'd like. :3

[Joker]

JOKER + JAMES
JOKER + BATMAN

Oooh yes. Well, I was thinking that he could be kind of really nice to James. Like, if there's a wound from the fight then he be all 'take this. patch yourself up. I'm not a medic'. XD And of course tell lies! I mean, Joker doesn't even know the truth about most things to do with himself... I suddenly feel really sorry for Joker...

Anyway! Yes. We must um... I was going to say something, don't have a clue what it was. Damn and blast. (note: i've already thought up a story he could tell Jamie about his scars. If he isn't given the opportunity to tell him then I will force it in. it's a good story. XD never written it in a thread before. should be fun. Haha)

Yes. Thread for the three of us would be good and the wife battle idea thing (that sounded weirder than I meant it to. Sorry.) is a good idea. I will be cheering... XD

[elegant badass silence]

batman&&joker
james&&joker
That sounds like a plan, would you like to do a thread with the two of them soon?? I suddenly feel sorry for him too...
Ooh!! Jamie can ask him, he's a curious little turd erm...child!
Okay, made the thread here!

[Joker]

JOKER + BAT + JAMES

Yes! WE MUST DO A JAMES/JOKER THREAD SOOOOON. Who would start it?
Hurhur... _turd But YES! WE.. Yes. He must ask and Joker must look at him like 'you kidding?' because Joker is an unimpressed old git. XD eep I'm excited for this.

And I saw. I have literally no idea what to say. I'm kind of staring at the screen like 'uh... I... Uh... What?' XD Half three in the morning, s'a bad time to start trying to think again.

[elegant badass silence]

james&&joker
Hhehee!! I can start it right now!! RIGHT NOW!!! As soon as I am done with this. A curious little turd and an unimpressed old git...hmm aught to be interesting! XD I'm excited now too!!

I hate thinking late at night...or early in the morning.

[Joker]

JOKER + JAMES

DO IT! YOU MUST! and hehe this is going to be fun. James like 'YOU THERE. WHAT IS THIS?' (idk why he's suddenly posh English knight...) and Joker just like '¬_¬'

I'm kidding. Joker would probably be like 'not my division.' [/Sherlock reference] and walk off. XD Let the goons deal with him.

Ugh, same. D: Yeah, I ain't getting anything. 'Bout to go to bed, though, so I should be able to think something up when I wake up... Hopefully.