Game - Interviewing

[Pirate Queen Crow]

Okie-day, here we go! Valentina does slip into Russian sometimes so either myself or Matthew'll translate. "I now understand Russian, apparently." Most of it "Дураки и идиоты." She's started already. (She said 'Fools and morons.')

Okay, Valentina, ready? "Of course she isn't. She needs her bear..." *Michael smirks mockingly* "I could tear you apart without my bear, мудак." "What?" *Matthew looks to Crow for translation.* ... Asshole. She called you an asshole. *Michael is unimpressed* *Crow laughs* Should be fun. "I like her already..." *Crow laughs harder*

1) "I do whatever I want. I am boss, though." A mob boss. "Дa. That. It mostly means telling others what to do and doing business deals." "With people like me." "I would rather kill you." *Crow nods* I understand why. "You like me!" Yes, but you're a jerk to her. "Я хочу разорвать его на части и каждую часть бросить в море." You're not allowed to do that! "That's really gruesome..." "What did she say?" "I'm not translating." She wants to rip you apart and throw the pieces into the sea.... Rough translation. *Michael pulls a face* "I guess that's what happens when you mess with a Russian mob boss."

2) "Я предпочел бы оторвать глаз, и в шоке от них, чем идти рядом с ним. Он сволочь." Well then. "Um..." Tell everyone else what she said 'cause I'm not. *Matthew sighs* "She would... Um... She-" "I would rather tear my eyes out and choke on them than go near him. He is scum." The actual translation, because I decided to translate the Russian back to English, is: 'I would prefer to take your eyes, and is shocked by them than to go near him. He's a bastard.'. "He is a bastard." "My parents were married when I was born." "Я вытащу твои внутренности, и кормить их работу слизистой горла." *Matthew looks slightly sick and disgusted* Wow... I'm not translating that.

((What I put in to Russian: here.))

3) "Chocolate cake." There's a story behind this one! "да. When we were seventeen and eighteen, we celebrated our engagement. His mother made us chocolate cake." And before they moved over to America, his mum did it again. "That's actually nice." It does happen, you know... "да, but not for him." *Crow snorts*

4) "I will burn your drugs and burn you, жалкая трата пространства." She called you a 'pathetic waste of space', Tristan. Harsh but fair enough. "I will!" Jenna, no. You live with a drug dealer, don't need to make friends with another one. "Aw..." *Valentina shakes her head*

5) You're asking a mob boss, who's Russian and naturally a brunette, what the most interesting thing about her is. "When I was younger, me and Alexi went home. He went one way, I went the other. Two boys Alexi's age tried to attack me. I fought back, and then the blonde woman came in and beat them both. She killed one of them and a dislocated shoulder of other boy. I do not know who she was, though she was never caught..." And Valentina ran because the woman told her to. "Crow has a theory behind it, though it doesn't work without some magic." Time travel/location travel isn't magic - it's science fiction. "True." "It was not me who did it!" Hey, just a theory... We all know what Michael's like... "You think I'd send her backwards in time to protect her younger self?" Not intentionally... "You're more mad than our dear jester." Probably. *Valentina laughs*

That was quite fun... And we now know that scum is the same as bastard in Russian. "We have strong language." Evidently. *Crow is amused* Anyway, now to decide between Tristan and Silence... "Do not pick that worthless man." "I want Jenna to ask the questions..." "She'd probably ask if she could buy from him." "Would not!" Totally would.

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TAGGED: Silence.
We can't think of any questions for Tristan, i'm sorry! So, who's asking the questions. "Matthew should ask one!" "No." "Yes! Make the prince ask a question." "Go on, Pretty Boy!" "No. I refuse." *Crow sighs* "I ask them. You give them." That's a good idea. Thank you, Valentina.

1) "Why have you not written cute M-Mamelia story?" ("That isn't my question." "Was mine!" "What is 'Mamelia'?" Matthew/Amelia. "Oh.")

2) What is your opinion on Valentina thus far? ("And be honest.")

3) "Who is favourite own character?"

4) "Who's Tristan's face claim gonna be?" ("I'm not surprised it was you who asked that." "Need to know in case he's a bit pretty..." *Both start laughing*)

5) "What is the strangest AU you can think of for any/all characters?"


btw, Alexi + Valentina with chocolate cake (from Heather Doerksen (Sasha/Valentina) on Twitter - behind the scenes of Pacific Rim.)

[elegant badass silence]

Those questions aren't as bad as they could have been. I'm quite glad for that. "You would be." Eh. Go away James. "I'd rather not. Everyone else is sleeping. You should be sleeping." Since when did you become my mother? "*James is smirking*" You're pathetic.

1) Why haven't I written cute Mamelia story.... which cute one are we referring to? I'm sure there are a ton of cute Mamelia stories I should be writing but haven't... Still haven't finish that 'until the end' inspired fic.. "She only has two sentences written." And this is why I hate you."*James laughs*"

2) Valetina's awesome. I really like her. "She thinks she's badass." "No James, that's me." Other people can be badasses, Amelia. "Not in her mind." That's true. Wait. WHERE DID YOU TWO COME FROM. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING. "Obviously they're not. And they're waking everyone else up." "Someone sounds grouchy. *James smirks*" "Shut up, Wayne." "I could say the same to you, Summers." Jfc. Both of you. Stfu.

3) "It's me." My favorite own character... hm... "Say me." I actually don't have a favorite. "What!?" I like 'em all for different reasons. "If you had to pick. Who would it be?" Probably Kaveh. "Why?" Because you love your computer and willingly admit that you're forever alone. Also because you have nice hair... and a nice accent. "..." "Not as loved as you thought, hm?" "I hate you." "*Silas laughs*"

4) "Of course you'd ask, Jenna. *Silas shakes his head*" "He's jealous." "He's going to kill you." "I'd like to see him try." ... "Are they always like this?" Yup. "*Scott shakes his head and sighs*" *Silence rolls her eyes* Anyways. Tristan's face claim is going to Richard Armitage. "His voice is quite ... nice..." "Nice is a horrid word." Hello Matthew. "*Jane begins laughing*"

5) Strangest AU? Where all the characters are turned into food items. "... I'm mildly worried for your sanity." *Silence laughs* I'm worried for my own sanity. "So much worrying over one's sanity..." "You'll be worrying when Joker gets done with you." "*Kaveh runs away*" "*James laughs*

Well. That was fun. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO FREAKING TAG NOW. Can I tag a character from a fan fiction? Like Adrian or Evelyn or Henry? Idk. Uhm. Who to tag... I'mma do it like this. TAGGED: CROW AND ALL HER CHARACTERS... or anyone who wants to answer them.

1) What do you like about yourself?

2) Do you have a favorite word? And if so, what is it?

3) If you had one wish what would you wish for?

4) If you were forced to sing karaoke what song would you sing and why?

5) Who would you go after first if you were a cannibal?

[Pirate Queen Crow]

Did you actually mean 'all'? 'Cause we got Christian/Christopher here too... The evil Arkham Doctor Silence and I discussed. "Played by Zachary Quinto." Yup! "Valentina's made friends with Christian." "You haven't." *Jenna laughs* He wouldn't. "Christian is good character. Interesting." "He's a murderer." "Exactly." *Joker laughs* Holy shit this is gunna be confusing and Christopher and Christian need colours... "Christopher here." *Christopher smiles* "Christian here." "Oh Merlin, this is gonna get confusing." "And Dylan hasn't even turned up yet!" *Jenna starts laughing* "You called?" "Shall we get started?" "I want in!" "Who the hell are you?!" "Hi Evelyn." "Shall we get Adrian and Henry in here?" Oh god, no. *Ryan's laughing* "Imagine the others in here." "How many characters are there, in here?" "Be thankful Bam hasn't turned up." "Yes I have, fucker!" "Bam! Get out! We're not even on this site!" "Can't be tamed!" "Who's yellow?" "Harley Olivia Carrero." "Hogwarts version of me."

Okay, good luck with this. Bam's currently fangirling over Joker... "He's awesome! An' I'm based on him so c'mon!" True. "What is first question?"

1) What do we like about ourselves? *Bam dies with laughter* "Another one bites the dust!" *Dylan laughs at Harley* "Is this you when you were young, Dylan?" Yes but not a witch. "Oh Merlin." We've lost a few people... Like Evelyn... And Ryan... and the Chris'.... And Valentina. And Joker. "You start. We'll round everyone else up." Oh God, righto Matthew.

Imagination.
"My ability t'piss anyone off."
"Hair." "Seriously, Harls?" "Yup." Haha.
"My lovely smile." *Joker grins*
"... Pass." Damnit Matthew! *Crow laughs* "He likes his height." "I actually do."
"My face." "Not the Bs?" *Crow laughs*
"Everything." Twat. "Definitely."
"I like my hair, too." That's because Harley is basically you. "We're so sad in a happy way..."
"My humour." At least you didn't say your D again... *Matthew snorts loudly*
"My everything ever because I'm awesome." *Evelyn laughs* "... Are you actually Jane and Ryan's?" *Crow laughs* "Are you laughing at me and Jane having a child?" God no! I'm laughing at the fact Matthew thought of it first. *Dylan laughs* "Good reason."
"My abilities." Good answer, that. "And husband." *Crow dies*
"I... Um... My speed."
"Our power." *Christian smirks* "You're far creepier than you probably should be..." Nope, he's supposed to be that creepy. "Oh."

This is slightly less chaotic than expected. *Crow laughs* *Bam cracks knuckles* Shit's gunna get chaotic.

2) Favourite words. "Matthew, I'm expecting something long here." *Jenna laughs* "Matthew looks like Benedict..." You remember him? *Harley nods* "I don't." "You said about him saying 'better safe than sorry' before putting a condom on in the GIF reactions on HL." "... Now I remember him. That was brilliant." *Bam grins* *Crow laughs* I love Bam. "He's entertaining." *Bam bows* "Why isn't he on Heroes Arise?" Because he's a bit like Joker... "Also I'd have t'go t'school an' you lot can shove that." *Dies* "Elegant!" "He was made on a Hogwarts site and hates school." LOGIC! Bam, you seem out of sorts... "Well, YOU HAVEN'T USED ME IN A WHILE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" *Matthew raises eyebrow* YOU'LL COME BACK FOR HALLOWE'EN ON DR JFC. "What is going on?" "CROW DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!" I adore you. You're like the little brother I never had nor wanted. *Evelyn laughs* "Know how that feels." "GIVE ME LOVE!" I AM NOW SHUT UP. Wait, ANSWER THE QUESTION, THEN SHUT UP. "What was the question?" "What's our favourite words?" "Oh."

I can't remember my favourite word. The Welsh one. Mamelia's word. "I don't have a clue."
"ANNIHILATE!"
"Kind of like the word exterminate... But more because of the Daleks...
Let's be honest, all, we actually don't have a favourite word between us except Bam and I. "I prefer the Russian word 'сволочь'." Which means scum. "I like you, Sweets." "Wonderful." *Valentina is sarcastic* *Joker starts laughing* "Fuck you, Joker." Grumpy, grumpy Ba-am! *Crow starts a conga line to song* "Moving on..."

3) I WOULD WISH FOR A STURDY BASEMENT. "I jus' want chocolate." "A gag for Bam." "Hm... A comfy bed." *Joker laughs* "... I... Don't... Know?" "$3,000." "What would you do with $3,000?" "Anything I like. It would be mine." "Faultless logic." "I would wish for this lot to shut up." "I want a car..." *Dylan laughs* "Can you actually drive?" "... And a driver's license." *Crow laughs* "My baby girl over here." "Crow could probably request Phoebe, you know." "Crow, you gotta job." Ha ha ha fuck you. "I wish Crow would stop forgetting I'm here." I don't mean to! Bam's taking over and your dad isn't helping me remember! "Don't blame me! You brought her in." "Hey!" Arse. "Agreed."

"I would wish for Mister Smith to leave Gotham." You hate him, don't you? Thank you for bringing us back onto topic, though. "You're welcome. He's an acquired taste: meat." *Dylan laughs* Well, I think we know Valentina's answer to one of the other questions! "I wish Christian was another person." "I wish some of these people were afraid of us." We have Bam, Joker and Valentina here. "An' Autumn. She's fuckin' scary as fuck." She is to you. *Crow snorts* "Suck it up, Brandon." Hi Autumn! "Autumn!" "This our cousin?" Yup. "She looks like Jane... But... Blonde." Same face claim because usually the Carreros aren't on the same site as the Reids. Same as Bam and Joker. "I can see why." *Crow chokes on laughter*

4) LOL THIS IS GUNNA BE FUNNY.
The thing is, Harley and Bam both tried to join the Hogwarts choir once so we know for those two... "I want to change mine!" Oh... Okay! "I don't." *Bam laughs* "I don't sing..." "I'll make you sing, Pretty Boy." "I don't sing either..." "Nor do I." Okay, I'm gunna answer this except Valentina's because I get the feeling she wants to answer it. "I do."

I would sing... Probably The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy because I can actually sing it!
*Bam's laughing at Crow's answer* "I'd sing Astro Zombies as covered by My Chem." Because Gerard Way is Bam's face claim.
"I'd sing Teenagers by Hayley Williams." because Hayley is Harley's face claim.
"Gloomy Sunday as covered by Emilie Autumn." Autumn, why are you here? "Because she's our cousin." *Harley grins* Fair enough.
"I would sing Stuck in the Middle." CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME, "JOKERS TO THE RIGHT," *All:* HERE I AM, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU!
"No." He was singing Just a Little Bit by Kids of 88 the other day. It was brilliant. "Damnit." *Evelyn laughs*
"Oh, I don't know. I like so many songs. Chelsea Dagger is a good song and so is Lovergirl. "U + UR HAND!" "Oh my god yes. Our song." "Our song." "On my own though, would be Lovergirl." Good song.
"Stayin' Alive." *Crow laughs*
"If I had a car, I'd sing Fast in my Car - Paramore." What about right now because you don't have a car? "Hm... Hello Cold World." Also by Paramore.
"Livin' on a Prayer." OLD SCHOOL!
"Um... Fuck, I don't know!" "Language!" "English! I'd sing Fighter." "Jane's taught you well." "It probably wasn't her influence..." "Amelia's?" "Autumn's."
Who were we up to?
"Me. I wouldn't sing anything." Well, there's no words to Ukrainian Hard House... "What about hard rock music?" "No. Possibly Herz Steh Still." Which is German yet you're Russian. "I understand it." Fair enough.
"I... I wouldn't sing anything."
"I'd sing Monster - Skillet." Good luck with that, Christian.

5) I wouldn't.
"Joker! No, he'd taste a bit funny." *Crow laughs*
"I wouldn't?"
"Brandon." *Harley and Dylan: Oooh!*
"Smith." *Looks at Michael*
"... Pass."
"Silas." "You eat him anyway." *Crow bursts out laughing* "He's not the only one." *Jenna winks* *Dylan laughs* "Touché." *Crow dies slowly from laughing*
"James Wayne." *Michael smirks*
"I don't know. I'm not the man-eating kind." Autumn is. "Of course."
"I don't have a clue."
"Adrian. He's a pain in my ass." "Evelyn! You're not eating your brother!" "Damnit."
"Everyone." *Everyone else falls silent*
"I... I wouldn't."
"Anyone who crossed my path first."
"Christian." "Who's he?!" Villain!Matthew. "..." "..." "I see no difference." OOOHHH! "Oooooh!" *Bam cackles* "Heh heh heh, you gonna take that?" "Run along, Clown-Boy." "Autumn, was it? We should talk." VALENTINA'S MADE A FRIEND! "Autumn will eat you within a week." "No, that's just people like you." *Autumn smiles sweetly* *Crow laughs*

Well, that was... Interesting. "We gotta ask Tristan questions!" "We are not asking that questions." "Who's Tristan?" He was a drug dealer. I don't know about now. "Oh, one of Bam's favourite kinds of people." *Bam wears expression of distaste.* "What's going on?" "Bam doesn't seem to like drug dealers." *Michael's smirking at Bam* "Nope. Don't. Waste o'time an' effort." *Michael laughs* *Bam punches Michael* "Shut the fuck up, asshole." *Harley squeaks in surprise* "KICK HIS ASS!" "Hear hear!" *Valentina applauds Bam* *Joker laughs* *Matthew facepalms* *Autumn sighs* *Jenna gets popcorn* *Christopher goes into hiding* *Cheers them both on*

Oh Christ... Well, while they're re-enacting fight clubs everywhere, I'm gunna tag and ask questions...

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TAGGED: TRISTAN

1) what do you even do?

2) "can I be your best friend?" ("I thought we were best friends!" *Dylan is distracted from the fight club* "I wanna be his, don't want him to be mine." "That's clever..." "I know." *Jenna smiles*)

3) "Are you scared of Valentina?" (Why are you asking him questions?! "May as well do something while I'm here." Fair enough.)

4) "Are you scared of Joker?"

5) Who are your two favourite characters from the entire site including Silence's?

[elegant badass silence]

AND HERE WE HAVE TRISTAN ANDERSON AND ZAYNE. "*Zayne laughs evilly*" "We should just end this right now." "Scared? Ya should be." "Oh Jesus..." "*James is laughing way too hard*" "Wha' the hell?" "..." "You all need help." "Says the doctor who soon will be fucked by the Joker." **James is laughing too hard again*" "For the love of god!" "0.0" "*Zayne dies laughing*" Are you all done? Can we start or...? "Yes. Please. Let's begin."

1) I've forgotten what one is. Oh. Yes. Tristan, what do you do? "He keeps me alive." Oh my god. Go away. "Kinda impossible." Fuck your logic. "*Zayne laughs*" Tristan. Answer. Now. Please. "I'm the head of a finance company." "I'mma drug lord." I wasn't asking you. "You're a dick." "No. But I have one." *Silence facepalms* I give up on you all. "*James is dying with laughter*" "Can someone shut him up, please?" "Maybe ya should." "I'd really like to hurt you right now." "Please do." "What happened to you and Tristan being friends?" "Zayne's not Tristan." "Technically he is." "You're fucked." "*Zayne laughs*"

2) "Yes." "I think that was for Tris. Not you.

[/i]" "WE'RE THE SAME FUCKIN' PERSON." "You're an ass, he's less of an ass.[/i]" "Can I kill her now?" "Good luck with that.[/b]" "I'd like to see you try." "He'd succeed." "How do you know?" "If I can somehow mange to stab her, then I'm sure he could too." "Shall we test this out?" "I'd rather we not, thank you very much." "*Zayne snorts* Coward." "You want to say that again?" "Coward." "*Amelia looks like she wants to shoot his face off*"

Tristan. Quick. Before Amelia decides to shoot you. "Yeah... sure?" There. That wasn't hard at all.

3) "Not really. I actually don't mind her." No one else comment. *James and Zayne are heard laughing* ...*Silence facepalms*

4) "He is." "...I am." "*James laughs* You should be." "Shut the fuck up Wolf boy."

5) "Veronica and Christopher." "Jenna and Christian." *Silence facepalms* Alright. I'm ending this. Right now. No one say anything.

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SINCE I FEEL BAD FOR FORGETTING HIM... TAGGED: CHRISTIAN / CHRISTOPHER

1) How evil are you?

2) Do you have plans for Arkham? If so what are they?

3) How do you feel towards the other?

4) What is your favorite pass time?

5) What're your relationships with the rest of Crow's characters? [/color][/blockquote]

[Pirate Queen Crow]

Okay kids. we're gunna do this in a mildly less chaotic way. Christopher first, because he's the dominant personality. Christian after because he isn't the dominant personality.

"I... I'd rather not do this." Matthew did it, I've done it, you're doing it. *Christopher whines* At least you aren't paranoid, dude. "She's got a point..." *Christopher nods* At least it's only five questions, too.

1) "I'm... I'm not evil." "Everyone's a little bit evil, Christopher." Michael, shut up and go away you annoying little shit. "Rude." "Do you need me to rid of him?" "Um, no?" "Very well." *Michael smirks* "We're going to get on well, Christopher." *Christopher whispers to Crow:* "Is that good or bad?" You're less likely to get killed by him. "Oh." But more likely to be killed by people like Valentina. "... Oh." "You make me sound heartless. I like it." Haha. Oh Valentina. I do love you a little bit... "I don't." Diddums.

2) "I don't think these questions are aimed at me." Answer them anyway. "I... Have no plans." "Aside from going into work." *Christopher laughs* "Of course."

3) "Other?" *Crow covers confused Christopher's ears* He doesn't know Christian exists. "Awkward." Thanks, Captain Obvious. *Ryan laughs*

4) Favourite past time? "Um, reading." Because I just want to know... Favourite book? "The Gargoyle." Ah, good book, I think...

5) "Relations with other characters? How many?" Let's go with the HA ones. Joker, Matthew, Jenna, Michael, Dylan, Ryan, Valentina. "I'm scared of Joker, friends with Matthew, acquaintances with Jenna, wary of Michael, friends with Dylan and Ryan and Valentina." "I'm more protector." *Christopher smiles a little bit* "I'm thankful for that." Aw, I ship them. "No."


NOW FOR CHRISTIAN. Oh god.

1) What the fuck was one? "How evil are you?" "I'm a mass murderer, how fuckin' evil d'you think I am?" Has Bam been teaching you have to talk? "No." Are you suuurreeeee? *Crow used tease* "I will murder you." But that's impossible... "... ... ... Shut up." HA! FLOORED BY MY LOGIC! "Next question!"

2) "I don't care about Arkham Asylum. It's borin'. We spend 90% of the time in that rottin' hell-hole." "Buildings don't rot. They decay more than rot." "... Come here. There's just a little thin' on your chest. Just come here." "I'm... I have seen your app. We all have." *Christian hisses:* "Damnit." Welcome to the joys of so many characters. "It's not a joy." Funny when Michael and Valentina go at it... Angry, not sexual. *Jenna and Dylan laughing in the background* Arguing is what I'm talking about!

3) "He's the dominant. He occasionally needs protection. Otherwise I don't care much for him." Oh, you're nice. "I'm a mass murderer!" You can be nice! Matthew is as a villain! "Not really." You apologised. "She has got a point there, Pretty Boy." "... ... ... That isn't a point! That's-" Totally a point! *Crow gags Matthew* Next!

4) "I quite enjoy bar fights." "Alexei and I have a fight club - perfectly legal. You should join one day." "Sounds like fun. Want to fight you..." *Valentina laughs* "Good luck." "Tell us when it happens! I wanna bring popcorn." *Jenna laughs* "And a camera." "Sounds like a good idea. Watch the Russian get killed." Dude, you got punched by Bam and he can't fight. I don't think you can really talk. "TOLD!" "YOU GOT TOLD, SIR!" *Both laugh* "I wouldn't kill her! She's too fun..." *Christian smirks* "Are you the second coming of Michael? That smirk says yes." BOOM! SASS! *Valentina gives proud, amused smile* "He kills too many of my men for us to be similar." Okay but he does smirk like you and sound like you. Secret twins? "Didn't think Hell was supposed to open yet." *Crow, Dylan and Jenna die from laughing so hard* "Your move, Fairytale." *Michael sulks off* *Crow cackles* "Okay! Next."

5) "I respect Joker, don't have an opinion on Matthew, am quite entertained by Jenna, like Michael a little, am amused by Dylan, don't care about Ryan, like Valentina." Weirdass mix there. Like the two who hate each other, like a police officer but dislike another one... Fucking weirdo. "You're makin' me and Christopher." Christopher is normal. You're somewhere between Valentina, Michael and Dylan. Two parts badass women, one part delusional arse. "Seems like a good mix." ... Good reply. "Thank you."


AND THANK YOU, SILENCE AND YOUR MERRY BAND OF MISFITS, FOR THE QUESTIONS! "Very fun!" "Very fun." *Valentina stares* Anyway! Time to get a tag and question whoever the unlucky shit is. ^_^

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TAGGED: SCOTT SUMMERS! "This should be fun." *Dylan laughs*

1) "Would you ever use your power to kill?"

2) "Do you hate any characters? If so, who and why?"

3) "Do you class yourself as hero?" (*Collective 'oooohhh'*)

4) "Do you like tea?"

5) "Excuse me, c-can you please tell me why Michael keeps looking at me as though he wants to poison me?" ("This is a little bit awkward." "Just a bit." *Jenna laughs*)

[Scott Summers]

"We're not letting anyone else in here." "...So I'm stuck with you?" "Us actually.'" "Why aren't you able to turn off your power?" "Kavs. We're not asking the questions. I'm going to kick you out." -.- "Okay...uhm...When'd you first realize you had it?" **Amelia kicks Kaveh out* "Let's get this over with." "Lets."

1) "Depends on who I'm killing. Brotherhood yes. X-Men, absolutely not. Civilians, no way." "He's afraid of hurting people he cares about, and innocent people." "You're somewhat annoying when you do that." "Do what? *Amelia feigns innocence*" "When you share personal information without thinking." "It's not personal. Everyone knows that you're afraid of your powers, Scott.[/i]" "Thank you for reminding everyone" "You're welcome." *Scott shakes his head*

2) "Logan Howlett." *Amelia laughs* "Because he's arrogant and selfish." "And made out with your girlfriend while you weren't around." "...That too." *Amelia laughs* "Silence tried playing him once so there's like a ghost of him up here. He dislikes you. But has a secret respect for you.[/i]" "..." "This got real awkward, real fast. Next question!"

3) "He doesn't know if he does." "In ways, yes, and in others no." "Explain." *Scott stares at her for a moment* Fine. The Brotherhood would rather see humankind as their slaves, so in that aspect, yes the X-Men, myself included, protect them from that." "And you don't because...?[/i]" "Because we 'helped' mortals have been wounded and some even killed. In that way, we're not any better than the Brotherhood." "Well...technically not your fault. Brotherhood's fault. No. Actually. People's fault for being there." "You can't say that! You're a police officer!" "And I have common sense. No one stands there and is like 'oooh mutants are fighting, let's watch!' No. No one does that.[/i]" "It's not like that." "Does it just happen?" "Buildings end up collapsing." "Or bridges." "Next question." "HA." *Amelia laughs*[/i]

4) "Tea's alright." "He doesn't like it. He prefers water.[/i]" *Scott stares at her* "It's true!" "You're annoying." *Amelia laughs* "Thank you![/i]" "That wasn't a compliment."

5) "...Because he doesn't like you? I don't know..." "Look out for apples![/i]" "What?" "Crow poisoned me with an apple in a story.[/i]" "I read that. You should have known. They were just talking about red apples." "...Shut up." *Scott smirks*

"I'm glad that's over." "Look! Our colors look like Iron Man![/i]" *Scott facepalms*

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TAGGED: THE TRIO.This'll be fun.

1) "Did any one of you inherit your mother's ability?

[/b]" ("Jesus, get a life Kaveh.[/i]" "Impossible for him." "You don't have one either. You put yourself in an asylum.[/i]" )

2) "Name one thing you like about your siblings."[/i]"

3) How do you feel about the fact your father ended up in a wardrobe because of you three?

4) "Of all the characters on the site (and in Crow's head) who scares you the most?"

5) "Will anyone of you follow the same path as your mother or father?" [/blockquote]

[Pirate Queen Crow]

Gimme a few minutes. Henry and Adrian need colours. "Why do you say Henry first?" Because he's the one I remember first... "Is Henry your favorite out of those two?" No. I don't have a favourite out of those two. "... Am I your favorite overall?" Yes, but don't tell anyone. "HA! SUCK IT UP, BROS." "Evelyn, be nice." "Why? They're adopted." "No they're not." OKAY I NEED COLOURS FOR THOSE TWO SO FOR GOD SAKE SHUT UP YOU TWO.

"Adrian." *Evelyn is silent for a moment* "Your color is the exact opposite of mine..." "Maybe it's because I'm not as annoying as you." "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, сволочь." Is Valentina teaching you Russian?! "I think she is." Damnit, Valentina! "Be glad I haven't taught her how to break brother's neck." "Yeah, bad idea. Don't do it." "Do it! I wanna know how!" No! Valentina, if you do then I will murder you before you even get on the site. "You have already murdered husband." It was a prompt story and not canon. "Sorry about that." *Evelyn starts laughing* "You shouldn't laugh, Evelyn. That's serious." I think that's why she's laughing. "Henry." Really hoping it isn't too close to Matthew's talking colour in posts... "Isn't that why you have that color?" YES BUT I DON'T WANT IT IDENTICAL, JFC. "WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO SAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUT I GET TOLD OFF?" BECAUSE I MADE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT. *Matthew walks off*


1) Okay, question one. What the fuck was question one? "Who sassed James?" I thought you were fucking off. "I'm curious." *Crow has a look* Take a guess. "Mom?" Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner! "Oh Merlin." "Dad only says that when Evelyn, Auntie Jane or Mom do things." Evelyn has inherited Amelia's ability to make Matthew say 'oh Merlin', but not in that way Silence because I know what you're thinking. "Ew, incest." *Matthew pulls face* "... What's incest?" *Awkward silence* ... ANYWAY...

Any of you even have powers? "Evelyn has the power to be annoying." "Hm, just like you then." She's also, evidently, inherited Amelia's sass. *Matthew starts laughing and nodding* "I had a dream the other day that we answered this question and you said that, Crow." ... Either that's fucking creepy shit- "Or an answer to the question?" ... *Proud Matthew laughing at Crow's unimpressed expression* ... Shut the fuck up, Matthew. HENRY HAS WEIRDASS DREAMS! *Evelyn laughs*

2) "Adrian's face of 'oh shit' when he gets found out after doing something wrong." *Crow starts laughing* "Better when Mom catches him. It's then 'Oh fucking shit'." "When Dad catches him, it's just 'oops'." "I do not pull any faces like that!" "Totally do, Adrian. You're usually facing one or both of us when they come over to tell you off." *Evelyn's grinning* *Henry nods* "..."

"I like Adrian's height and he's really nice to me. So's Evelyn. Like, they're both like..." Looking out for you? "Yeah! I think it's 'cause I'm youngest..." Aw. Awwwwww. *Crow begins squeaking* "Also it's because you're not a pain in either of our asses." Elegantly put, Adrian. "He does try." *Evelyn begins smirking*

"I like Evelyn's sass when I'm not on the receiving end of it. One time, she came into my class for something from the teacher and while the teacher was getting it, this jerk boy said something and she sassed him and the entire class was like 'Oooooohhhh!' and as the boy stood up to face off to her, the teacher came back. It was brilliant." "I remember that day with pride." "I like Henry's hiding abilities. During hide and seek, it's easy to find Evelyn compared to Henry. He disappears and like, an hour later we have to ask Mom or Dad to help us find him because he hides in the best places. One time, we found him on top of the wardrobe. I couldn't see him and nor could Evelyn because we were too short. Dad was tall enough to see him and was like 'he's up there'." "Also he's mischievous as fuck." *Henry starts beaming with pride*

3) "Proudest day of my life." "I wasn't around during that." "I always felt really bad... 'Cause it was me and Evelyn-" Evelyn and I* "-and I just felt so bad about it 'cause like... Evelyn threw a knife at him and then he told her off for it and she just burst into tears!" It started as it meant to go on, that day did. "No kidding." *Harley, Dylan, and Jenna:* CAAAAAPTAIN OBVIOUS, *Bam, Ryan and Michael:* TO THE RESCUE!
Shut up, you lot. *Matthew start laughing* "Mad as a box of monkeys." *Crow laughs* *After a moment:* So Evelyn, you don't feel bad at all that you basically made your father have a breakdown? "Not really..." Loving daughter, here. *Crow's being sarcastic*

4) *Very quickly:* "Joker." "None of them." "I'm with Henry. Joker. Bam's kinda scary when he's really angry but nothing compared to Joker." *Joker begins laughing* *Henry finds Valentina and hides from Joker* *Valentina sighs* "I'm not mother." You're also not scared of Joker. "He is clown. Not worth fear." "I could kill you, Russian." "You could try, American." *Valentina stares at Joker* This is why Henry hides with you. Joker threatens your life, you basically tell him he hasn't got a chance. "It's a bit impressive." Oh definitely. "Can I become Valentina when I grow up?" "You want to be a mob boss? I can't say your Mom would be too impressed." I don't know... I think she would be. *Matthew laughs* "You are very optimistic." *Crow starts laughing*

5) This has gone by too quickly. Usually we're farting around for ages. "Somehow these three are productive." "Whaddya mean 'somehow'?!" Well, your father's always procrastinating and your mother... I'm not sure about Amelia but you already don't have much hope with Matthew as your dad. "I'm always impressed when you [Crow] use 'farting' really seriously in a sentence." *Crow laughs* "It's kind of cool."

"I wouldn't follow either of them. Rather be a criminal." *Matthew sighs* "I kind of wanna be a teacher or something..." "I don't wanna do anything... Probably end up like Dad..." THIS IS WHY I CHOSE A COLOUR SO CLOSE TO MATTHEW'S SPEAKING ONE. HENRY IS MINI-MATTHEW I SHIT YOU NOT. "One could not be considered shitted." *Crow dies* PERFECT, RYAN.


Okay, so... "Who's purple?" What? "Silence's characters." Oh... I don't have a clue. "Veronica." Michael should have answered that. "Probably busy baking his wedding cake." *Henry and Adrian both snort* *Matthew shakes his head* NOW FOR QUESTIONS! Shit's gunna be fun.

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TAGGED: Amelia Blake and Silas Mortimer.

1) What do you feel about the other? ("I get the feeling 'fucking asshole' will come in here." *Crow laughs* Quite possibly.)

2) Could you two ever get married? (*Evelyn dies from laughing so hard then stops* "But... Imagine if she'd married Silas instead of Dad... We'd be arrogant assholes!" "You kind of already are." "Fuck you, you fucking arrogant little jerkfaced shitbag." Matthew, did you teach your daughter that language? "Oh, absolutely." *Matthew is sarcastic*)

3) What characters are you most afraid of out of everyone both in interview and from the entire site in general?

4) Least favourite characters who don't scare the living bajesus out of you? From the same selection as question three.

5) What are your feelings towards Joker, James, Evelyn, Alyss, Jane and Valentina?

[elegant badass silence]

"Oh bloody hell." "I agree with you for once in my life...never gonna happen again..." Get comfy you two, we're going to be here for a while, I can tell! And if you two start arguing...well I'm not going to be breaking you up. I rather enjoy my life and would rather not see it end so...try to be civil. "...This is going to result in chaos." "Jesus Christ. Kill me now." "Gladly."

1) "He's a fucking asshole." "She's an emotional freak." "Take that back!

[/i]" "Ha. That's unlikely." "I hate you Silas. I really do. I hate you with a passion." "Bloody hell. You're pathetic." "Shut the fuck up Silas. Get a life." "I have a life." "You don't have friends though." "What's Jenna? And all the agents at SHIELD?" "They're paid to be your friend." "I would know. I'm paying them." -.- "Next question." *Silas laughs*

2) "If Silas wants to end up dead, yes.[/i]" "If she wants to lose her-" "Already gone fucker.[/i]" "How the hell do you know what I was going to say?" "Foresight, idiot. *Silas shakes his head*

3) "Joker." "That hurt you so bad to admit." *Silas is amused* "I hate you." *Silas laughs* So you've said." "Moron." "Slut." "Manwhore.[/i]" "Moron." Jfc. Stfu. "Thought you weren't going to break us up.[/i]" I changed my mind. Hurry up. "Valentina." *Amelia laughs too hard*

4) At the same time: "Silas." "Amelia." ...well then....

5) "Loser's first.[/i]" "You're so kind." "I know." "Joker is a freak. I have no feeling towards him considering I've never met him, but I think he's a freak. James is an arrogant little shit. 'Nough said. Evelyn is annoying. But in a way strangely likable. Alyss is okay. She's goes a little overboard with things if ya ask me. Jane is just plain obnoxious. Valentina scares the shit outta me."

"You amuse my, Silas.[/i]" "I'm glad." *Silas says dryly*" *Amelia smirks* Joker needs a new hobby that doesn't involve terrorizing Gotham and the citizens in it. And he's frightening...so... Anyways, I hate to admit it but I agree with Silas on his description of James. He can be a good kid, I know that...but...Most of him is just a shit. Evelyn is adorable. Sometimes she can be annoying, but I love her. Same basically with Alyss, although she irritates me. Jane can be a bit clueless sometimes but overall I like her. Valentina's awesome.[/i]"

AND WE ARE DONE. Lots of name calling... but... at least no one died. *nod* Okay. Who should I tag...
TAGGED: Ryan and Matthew

1) What's your greatest memory together?

2) Would you ever consider dating each other?

3) How'd you two meet?

4) How often does one of you annoy the other?

5) Have either of you ever started a food fight? (You can't ask two questions! "No one said I couldn't." ...True...)[/blockquote]

[Pirate Queen Crow]

"Crow was hoping this would happen." "She was. Either us or Dylan and Jenna." "Or Michael and Joker." Michael and Valentina would have been funny. "No." *Crow starts laughing* Anyway... Silas and Amelia were funny. I love them both... And ship them a little more because of Dylan's 'she wants to have his baybies' WHICH MATTHEW LAUGHED AT. "It was how she was saying it!" Pfft, bullshit. *Ryan begins laughing* Btw, Matthew began blushing at question one and mumbled 'pg-13'. *Crow dies* "It was that good? Damn." "I hate you both. I despise you both. If we didn't need you [Crow] in order to exist I'd ask Michael to kill you." *Crow cackles* I'm finally hated by one of my own characters. This is an accomplishment.

Achievement unlocked: Character Hatred.

Nailed it.

OKAY, question one!

1) "Running away from the security at our high school on the last day. We pulled a prank on them and they knew it was us and we just ran and they chased us through another class' P.E. lesson." "He fell over and I kept running." "I was like 'No one gets left behind!' and he laughed and went 'You do' and carried on running!" *Crow is laughing* "I wasn't going to get caught just because you fell over." "I didn't get caught, though. I got up and legged it. We both ended up in a tree at the back of the school field." "Only time either of us went up a tree at school."

Matthew, what's your favourite memory?

"... ... ... I don't have one." *Matthew's mumbling and blushing* *Crow dies with laughter* RIGHT, THEY FUCKED ONCE- *Matthew hides while blushing* -AND THEY WERE BOTH DRUNK AND EIGHTEEN AND MATTHEW REMEMBERS IT BUT RYAN DOESN'T AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S MATTHEW'S FAVOURITE MEMORY. Either that or Ryan's dreadful singing a few hours before. "Actually prefer that. He can't sing to save his life." "Lucky I've never had to, then."

2) "Everyone in high school thought we were dating. They all thought we were gay because like, Ryan used to sit on me and whenever they used to say it he'd be like-" *Ryan pulls a low voice:* "'Gimme all your loving, Pretty Boy.'" "-and snog me!" *Crow laughs* I ship it so much. "That's probably why it used to happen." "I don't know why you didn't like it..." "I didn't have an issue with them, just the sudden being jumped on by a guy who could probably have gotten Alexei [Valentina's seven foot, Russian bear of a husband] on the ground with a tackle." *Ryan laughs* "But was I a good kisser?" "I'm not answering that on the grounds that you went out with my sister." That's a yes. "Definitely a yes." "Oh Merlin..." *Matthew whines a little and buries face in his hands* *Crow cackles*

"I'd totally date him." "I'm not answering any of this question at all. Also, why did James ask that, of all people?!" "What the heck has he seen in your head, Pretty Boy?" "What?! Nothing! What about your head?" "He hasn't even met me!" "Oh, you think that's gonna stop him?" Would you rather Jane or Amelia having asked that? "... Actually, yes." *Ryan and Crow start laughing*

3) "I don't really remember it." "I do. We were in the same school as each other when he moved to Vegas at like, nine, and Jane was there too and he came over to us and Jane was like 'oh, hi. You don't wanna be friends with us. We're the weirdos of the school.' and he was really confused and she was like 'he's too smart, she's too happy and I'm too butt-kicking' and he was like 'why are you the weirdos?' and Jane went 'because we're not like them and they don't like us.' and I was thinking 'well, another not-friend.' and he looked so confused but like, wandered off. That was the first time he met us." "I remember being really confused and walking away like 'she's weird.' because I couldn't figure out why she'd warn someone that you three were the weirdos." "I don't have a clue! I asked her at the time and she was like 'fair warning' and I was like 'no! you lie like a professional!' and she looked at me like 'what?'..." *Ryan starts laughing* "She's a complete... I don't even know the right word for her!" *Matthew starts laughing too*

4) "All the time. I hate him." "Yup. Same." "Hate his glasses." "Whoa, no. Don't hate the glasses. Don't even think about it, Ryan." "They're stupid glasses." "Stop hating the glasses." "Face it, Pretty Boy, they're stupid." "I can't believe you're doing this, Morgan. After everything..." "You gonna leave me over glasses?!" *Matthew sniffs* "Oh God, don't." *Crow's laughing* "You started it, Ryan. After everything. After the drunk stuff. This is your doing." "I feel really bad now..." *Matthew laughs* *Ryan's silent for a moment* "You fucking asshole, Matthew Reid." *Matthew laughs harder* "I hate you. I fucking hate you. Valentina, sort Pretty Boy out." "Nooooo!" *Matthew's still laughing* Oh Merlin, moving on!

5) "Actually no." "We never started any kind of fight. Like, we never did water fights or food fights or pillow fights..." Did a PG-13 fight. "Oh God, you're not gonna let us forget that, are you?" "You said 'oh God' at the time, too. I remember it..." *Matthew whines* "Please stop." *Matthew begin blushing* "You were curious!" "Two years before!" *Crow laughs* "Could have said no." "..." *Matthew whines* "C'mon, Pretty Boy. It's understandable when you're eighteen and drunk to want a shag from the nearest human being." That isn't family. Also that jawline. "Oh, I know." *Matthew continues whining* "Biting it..." *Crow nods* "For the love of all that is holy, please stop." *Matthew is blushing bright red now and hiding his face in a cushion* Pretty sure you didn't say that. *Ryan bursts out laughing* *Matthew curls up and says absolutely nothing*

Okay, somehow we've managed to embarrass Matthew into silence! "Job well done!" Damn right. Now to tag someone... Who do we tag? *Dylan puts her hand in the air* ... Normally you just interrupt but what's yer idea? "James and Kaveh." You pulled those two out of thin air! *Ryan laugh* "Hey, never said I was putting thought into it." Oh my God, you know who we could tag? James and Silas. "Who'd die first?" *Crow laughs*

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Tagged: Kaveh and James.

1) Are you looking forward to therapy? Why/Why not?

2) What do you think of each other?

3) Opinions on Joker and Matthew? ("Really?" Would you like me to add Amelia as they have her in common too? "DO IT! And Amelia. Opinions on Joker, Matthew and Amelia as separate people.")

4) Opinions on Arkham Asylum?

5) Favourite in character quote from the entire site? Including the IC Games.