Game - Interviewing

[elegant badass silence]

Alright, so this is how this is going to work. You'll pick a character from HA and ask 1-5 questions regarding them. These can be silly questions, serious questions, whatever questions, anything goes. Then the player of that character replies, answering the questions as their character would (meaning this is in character) and tags another character, asking 1-5 questions to them. For example, if I were to tag Alyss Blake I'd ask her why she can turn into a white wolf and then Shelby would come back, answering the question as Alyss would and tag another character and ask another question. Did that make any sense?

I'm going to start by asking Matthew Reid a few questions.

1) Why is your hair so wondrous?

2) What're your feelings towards James Wayne at the moment?

3) Are you aware that in a alternate universe we forcing you to be a villain? How do you feel about this?

4) How would you react if a random person came up to you and hugged you while yelling 'LET ME LOVE YOU'?

5) There are multiple stories written about you and Amelia Blake, and in these stories one of you usually dies or the two of you are being extremely adorable. How do you feel about this?

[Matthew Reid]

*Crow is literally crying with laughter at this* "It isn't what she expected... Evidently."
"Should we...?" Yes. Let's go.
I'm going to try and keep Matthew on topic. Given that we both ramble like motherfuckers, this is going to be difficult.

1) "I... Don't... Know?"

2) "... Am I allowed to answer the same as the one before?" No. "Oh... Um... I don't have any?" He thinks James is a little shit. "No, I don't!" Totally does. "No! Do not! I have no feelings. Next question."

3) "I actually am aware of this... It's very strange being a character in someone's head because any and all other versions are also here... There's four different versions of me here. It's all very surreal." Back on topic, Matthew. "Right. Um... Is that 'how do you feel about being a villain?' or...?" Let's go with that. "Okay. Um, it's interesting... It's also, um, a little bit... Uh, scary. I think that's the right word. Maybe 'unsettling' is better. It's like having this foreboding prophecy hanging over you..." Now you feel like Voldemort? "... Yes. I feel like You-Know-Who." That was sarcasm.

4) "That is terrifying." He'd scream. "Are you determined to be Jane right now or just managing it?" Little bit of both, to be honest. *Matthew sighs* "It wouldn't be enjoyable... At all. Honestly, anyone hugging me and screaming at me wouldn't be enjoyable." What about Amelia? "Next question?" Ha, coward.

5) "Why do you two always kill one of us? It's... Unsettling..." Are you 90% sure we're gunna do it for real? "Yes. Yes I am." *Crow starts laughing* "That's not funny! *Matthew sighs* Can you both stop killing us, please?" What about the cutesy ones? "Of the ones I've seen? They're... Bad ideas. Especially the proposal." Aw, no canon weddings? "Would you pay attention to my answer?" Yes... "No you wouldn't. But the cute ones are better than the ones where one of us dies..." He's so damn uncomfortable with any and all stories involving him. "The ones you [Crow] write are so... Some of them are just bizarre and Crow can't spell 'bizarre' without spell check. What was the last prompt story for?" Because fuck you, that's what. "I'm not that bad! But no. It's like watching yourself and begging it to stop." You don't read like that with Villain!Matthew. "That's because it was interesting. There's a handful of stories - mostly written by Silence - which aren't cringe-worthy." *Crow laughs again* He cried during the GIF-inspired one and second memory fic. "*Matthew facepalms*" "Goodbye reputation!" Michael get out. "Can we finish this now?" Yes. Finished!


Okay, i totally didn't help to keep Matthew on track... "Admittedly, I did ask for help getting from one thing to another..." True. Michael didn't help though. "No, he didn't."

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TAGGED: Silas Mortimer (I couldn't resist)

1) Do you like pie? What's your favourite flavour?
2) How do you feel about being made out to be a fake?
3) Is there any of Silence's other characters who you hate?
4) Are you Batman? (from Michael)
5) If you had to decide between being a hero and having a glass of beer, which would you rather have/do? (from Dylan)

[Silas Mortimer]

*pushes Silas into 'interviewing' room, locking the door and standing by it* "...That could be considered rude." *snort* "As if you're not." *glares* *rolls eyes* Just answer the damn questions, Silas.

1) "Pie's good...only if it's blackberry pie though."

2) "...where's my bloody gun?" "What on earth for?" "I'm going to shoot the lying son of-" "...Silas...shut up, no one likes you." "Fine. I don't like it one bit and if I was allowed I'd strangle him the bloody liar to death. And for the record people do like me." *snicker* "Who then?" "Jenna." "She threw you out in a story." "Amelia than." "I called you an asshole, how do you figure that I liked you?[/color]" "I don't remember anyone asking you, Blake." "Guys. Please? Go away, Amelia, you're making this difficult."

3) "Jane's bloody annoying and James is a little shit." "And you're not?" "They're worse than I am." "Just keep tellin' yourself that, Silas." "Kaveh's annoying, he talks to himself." "I want to slap you right now...so I'm going to." *slap* "It's true." *offended* "I don't care. He's Kaveh." "...you make no sense. Next question."

4) "Why the bloody hell would I be Batman?" "I would know if he was Batman." "No one likes you either, James."

5) "Beer. Definitely beer." "...You're hopeless."

TAGGED: Michael Smith

1) Do you wear pink aprons while cooking?

2) Silas thinks you're a douche, I hope you realize that. Does this make you feel accomplished or just very amused? "No I don't! I think he's a bloody moth-" "Get out Silas."

3) Are you a cannibal? And if so who did you eat that you really liked the taste of? (from Amelia)

4) How do you feel about Alyss? (Amelia and James said they might have to kill you if you give the wrong answer.)

5) Who's your favorite out of Crow's characters and why?

[Michael Smith]

And in this round of 'annoy the character', we have Michael! "You are mildly annoying." Yes, but so are you so suck it up, asshole. "Rude! I like it." You're like a backwards Hannibal. *Michael smiles* "I'm flattered."

1) "Yes. I do wear pink aprons while cooking. Every Wednesday." Oh my god you're aren't- "We wear pink on Wednesdays." *Crow begins laughing* Can I marry you for that reference? "No. I'm marrying Veronica." *Crow dies with laughter*

2) "He really shouldn't think I'm a douche just yet. I haven't even done anything." *Michael smirks* Except in that story. "But that was just a story." To be honest, that was more like a vague plan of how you're going to act. "... I'm excited! This is going to be fun, Agent." AND YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A VILLAIN.

3) "Your boyfriend." Oh my god. *Crow giggles helplessly* "And your ex-husband. I imagine he'd be bitter though." Apply cold water to the burn. *Michael begins smirking with amusement* "I do like having Crow around, if only for entertainment purposes." Is that... A compliment?! Oh, be still my heart!

4) "I want to fuck her." *Michael has a completely straight face* *Crow screams at the screen* "I'm lying, of course. She's an employee." I ship you both. "... Maybe I would like to fuck her, then." *Crow begins crying with laughter at this* "I don't know why she [Crow] is doing this. I really don't. But with all seriousness, she [Alyss] is an employee. I neither love or hate her. It's all neutral." God damnit.

5) "I'm not entirely sure." "Hey!" "Sorry Dylan, dear. You need to give me money for that reference." Screw you both. "Are you sure you'd have the stamina?" omg. *Michael smiles* "My favourite, though... Must be... Hm, I really don't know. They all have their pros and cons... Perhaps I prefer Joker. He is so entertaining..." He hates you. Everyone else is meh with you and your favourite is the guy who wants to kill you. "I think Bam (another character on another site) is beginning to effect me." Then you'd be like Joker? "... True... Possibly Dylan... Or Jenna... Or Matthew... At the moment, Dylan and Matthew." Hm, same as Amelia, I suspect. "... Are you going to start shipping me with her prince?" Ha, no! (Yes. Absolutely!) "I'm finishing this now."

"That was fun..." *Michael sounds mildly bored* He loves you all really. Especially Silas. "I want to have his babies." *Crow begins screaming with laughter* "You can't. He's mine." "You can't share, Jenna dear?" *Crow is literally crying with laughter* "No. Go fuck yourself." "Hm, nevermind then."

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TAGGED: Idk... Hm... JANE REID. OMG ("No! Nooooooo!" *Dylan begins laughing at Matthew*)

1) What's it like being related to Matthew?

2) Can we swap hair colouring tips? (From Dylan)

3) Would you ever kill someone? (If so, Michael has a space in his team for you)

4) Do you think you could become a criminal? Not murdering, just various, random crimes.

5) Would you prefer Amelia or Ryan going out with Matthew? ("Do you ship Morgan and I?" Yes, I do Matthew. "What happened to Mamelia?" OTP! "But you ship me with Morgan?" ... stfu and get out of here.)

[Jane Reid]

1) Being related to Matthew is like being related to Google. "I think you stole that from Dylan." So?

2) Of course! *Jane grins*

3) Depends on the person and what they did. "Is that a yes I hear?" It is. "...Then why didn't you just say yes?" She's Jane, she's difficult. "...That's one of the most sensible things you've said, Amelia."

4) Yes actually. "You'd be a good criminal..." Why thank you!

5) Amelia. "Why?" Because I dated Ryan. "So?" Seeing Matty-ew with my ex would be very awkward. *Silence laughs* "Good point."

TAGGED- Joker

1) Do you remember ever not having scars?

2) What are you? (from Amelia)

3) Can you promise not to kill me mentally when you come back to Arkham? (from Kaveh)

4) Why is your hair green? I mean, why green? Why not purple or red or orange or yellow?

5) Why the hell did you have sex with Harley Quinn if you didn't want a son? (from Amelia again)

[Joker]

This is gunna be fucking fun. "*Joker grumbles*" And Joker's happy. [/sarcasm] I think he misses being the centre of attention... Or he wants to be in the Pacific Rim inspired fic... Or I just need muse... *Will wait until mum goes to bed before tries* He's just really not working right now... This is gunna be fun, though. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha. If he turns into Arkham Asylum!Joker half way through, I blame him.

OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. "Isn't this going to be... Fun?" Yes J, I've already said that.

1) "Oh Doll, why would I tell you?" Because you were asked? "When I was five, I didn't have scars... Except one week! One week, the kids at school decided to go after me... And... And they found some glass on the ground. Just lying there after the drunks had been through. They told me to smile while they carved my face." I don't know whether or not that's true. *Joker starts laughing.* And this is when I question if he's a character or a state of mind....

2) Ask James. *Joker laughs again* "I've told you what I am... I've told him, too! But here, let me just, uh, refresh your memory. I'm human. I'm as human as the rest of you... Except Wayne." You liar. You didn't say that to him! *Joker glares at Crow* Well you didn't. "Maybe you two should move on?" Shut up, Matthew. "No! Join in, Matthew! I'd love to pick your brains." *Matthew promptly runs away.*

3) *Crow dies from laughing too hard* *Joker laughs* "Oh doctor, my doctor. What a good joke."

4) "Why not green? It goes fantastically with my suit." *Crow mimics Ron from PoA* he's got a point, you know.

5) MAKE UP SEX. "Why does anyone do anything? It's just another experience." That's a better answer than mine. "Yours is probably more accurate." Thank you, Dylan. XD

This was relatively chaos free, for once. "I'm ashamed in you... And me." "Yeah but you're Joker, you would be. " "I'm not disappointed in either of you. Neither's Matthew." "Do not bring me into this." Oh my god you lot get out. "No! Stay. We can make it a party!" Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. "Safe advice." "Not really. He has bombs." "Shut up, Smith." BOOM! YOU GOT TOLD!

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Okay, questions. Que-stions. Oh, and a tag. I know who I'm gunna taaaaaag.
TAGGED: AMELIA RAVEN BLAKE
I was tempted to put Reid instead of Blake for lols. "Never do that." "HE IS BLUSHING!" "Awwww! He's so cute!" "Kill me now." Well we keep killing you but then you complain. *Joker starts laughing too hard*

1) Are you scared of Joker?

2) What would you do if Matthew proposed canonly? ("Canonly isn't a word." Is now fucker.)

3) Which villain on the entire site do you prefer most and why?

4) Would you rather fight huge monsters (kaiju) from another world in a giant, 200+ ft tall robot (jaeger) or run away screaming?

5) Can you imagine ever deciding to become a villain? If so, what would cause the decision?

[Amelia Raven Blake]

1) "Of course not." She is. "How would you know?" Because I created you. *mutters* Ungrateful little shit. "Apparently I am you so...the question is, are you afraid of Joker?" Why the hell would I be afraid of a fictional character? You're the one living in "his" city, not me. "That's true..." Ha. That hurt you to admit that. "It really did..." *laughs*

2) "Putting it simply? Exactly what happened in the story you wrote. That was brilliant by the way. Matthew's adorable." *snickers* Don't let him hear you say that. "I'll tell him right to his face. *Amelia shrugs* I don't care. Secretly, he'll enjoy it. Ha! Yeah, so secretly he doesn't even know.

3) "Am I allowed to say Alyss?" of course not, because that's too easy. "Uhm. Fine. Probably Michael. Why? Well, he's different, not like a lot of villains I've seen and met. He's the most sane by far." James is questioning your sanity right now, Amelia. So is Kaveh. "You're definitely getting close to insane, Amelia.[/color]" *sits on Kaveh* You can stay because I like you. "But you kicked me out when I entered Silas's?" *nods* Yes. Because you two are edgy. You like Kaveh and Kaveh likes you. "I wouldn't go with like.[/color]" "Yes you would, Kavs." "...did you just call me Kavs?" "*nods grinning* Yes I did." "...[/color]" ...*snickers* You two are adorable. "Yeah? Well. Too bad. I'm Matthew's." "And I'm forever alone."

4) "Fight huge monsters in a giant robot. *grins*" She would enjoy that way too much. *smirks* "She really would...but she'd kick those monsters' asses...[/color]" "Hell yeah I would."

5) "I actually can imagine that. What would make me become a villain? Hm. Well. Maybe if Matthew died." That's depression Amelia, not 'LET'S KILL THE WORLD' "With me that's the same thing," ...True. "You could talk to me instead of killing the world." Really, Kaveh? She'd be a villain. Do you have a death wish? "Probably does." Go away James.

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TAGGED- JENNA WRIGHT (actually almost put Mortimer there.... "Oh bloody hell. That would be chaos..." You'd like it Silas. "He would. *smirks*" "Get out of here Blake. Go kill monsters." "I will." You actually can't. You'd need someone in the robot with you. "...Where's Matthew?" *laughs* Hiding from you.)

1) If you were married how many times do you think Silas would be kicked out? Or is the number too high? (from Amelia)

2) Do you approve of your villain self and why or why not?

3) Do you need some help? (from Kaveh)

4) How do you sleep at night? (from the little shit)

5) Who's your favorite character on this site? Why?

[Jenna Wright]

"And today it's me and Jenna because we're not letting Crow in until the end." "We're too good for our writer!" "Hell yeah!" "Get to the questions." "Yes Sir..." "Jenna used Flirt!" *Both laugh*

1) "Three times a week." "Specific!" "I've read the fanfic." "That was fucking brilliant." "We wouldn't have three kids, though. Childbirth, people!" "They gave Matthew and Amelia three." "And in a yet to be finished story Matthew ended up hiding in a wardrobe from one day with them." "Touché."

2) "I actually kind of do... Anyone who can catch James Wayne and stick him in a room with only one way out deserves respect." "Seconding that!" "But Dylan baby! And Cutey-pie! And Amelia!" "But not Silas?" "Fuck Silas." *Dylan starts laughing*

3) "Not the kind you provide... Though you got money then I got a room." "I am almost a police officer, y'know?" "You'd arrest me? For all you know I'm suggesting hair stuff." *Dylan raises an eyebrow* "I can only imagine what hair." *Michael bursts out laughing*

4) "Very well and with your doctor." "Ohhhh! OHHHHH!" *Jenna smirks* "Don't try me, Wolf Boy." "Ever slept with his dad?" "Probably..." "Imagine if he were yours." "No thanks." *Michael laughing too hard in background* "You're all so mean to him..." *Jenna stares at Matthew.* "... Matthew lurves him!" "He wants to marry him!" *Michael is now howling with laughter*

5) "Don't do this! Because I wanna say Dylan because she's my best friend wife." "Always!" "But I don't because she's Crow's character...." "Other favourite?" "Hmmmmm... Michael... Or Amelia!" "She likes Amelia!" "And Matthew... And them two together. They're so adorable! Silas, why can't you be adorable?!" *Michael and Dylan both start laughing* "It would be nice..." *Jenna shrugs* "Whatever. Prefer Dylan to everyone else." *Dylan manages to stop laughing* "Damn right fuckers."

That was entertaining... And now for our round of question the poor characters. "Thank you for the questions, Silence!" "They were great!" "Duh, it's Silence." "Too true!" Oh my god you two stop arse kissing. "They can't help it, it's habit by now..." *Matthew is confused* "Why are you quoting Sirius Black from the film?" "... I'm going to eat you." "Hey, assholes! Fuck off!" "Love you Dylan!"

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TAGGED: KAVEH ANDARI!
And the others are not going to comment because this is Crow time now...

1) What do you get if Iron Man and the Silver Surfer team up? (*Matthew's laughing so hard he's on the floor*)

2) How badly do you not want to have Joker as a patient?

3) If you had to decide between Matthew and Amelia for any situation of Silence's choice, who would you pick and why?

4) Who is your favourite character?

5) What is the most interesting power you've ever come across or heard of? You can include ones that you haven't seen evidence of.

[Kaveh Andari]

1) *Kaveh's laughing too hard to answer.*[/color] "Uh, Kavs? Why...why don't I understand why you and Matthew are rolling around on the floor dying with laughter?" *Kaveh manages to gasp out through laughter* "Th-They would be alloys." *he starts laughing again*[/color] "...You and your chemistry jokes...

2) "Don't want him at all, I would rather die than have Joker as a patient. I'd rather not be mentally broken..." "You and Matthew are going to be broken together. Oh god..." *Kaveh is laughing at how weird that sounded*

3) Any situation of my choice? That would probably where one of them ends up dead... "...Why are you so mean to them, Silence?" Because it makes life interesting. Just answer the question. "This is like the worst possible question ever, Crow. *frowns* Uhm...I uh... I'd have to say Amelia...[/color] "Gee. Thanks." "Because she doesn't understand the chemistry jokes." "Are you serious!? You kill me because I don't understand your jokes?" *Nods sheepishly* "*sarcastic* Definitely feeling the love, Kaveh."

4) "That's a tie between Matthew and Amelia to be honest...but since Amelia's Silence's character I should probably choose someone else. Dylan and Jenna are pretty awesome... Megan Morse is incredibly interesting but that's mainly because of her power... "Does that mean you only like me because of my power?" "No, it's just a plus. But I'm going to stick with Matthew. Why? Because he's awesome.[/color]" "I'm seconding that."

5) "Foresight. Definitely. Say it, Kavs." "Actually no...sorry Amelia...but I've heard of some pretty awesome powers...not that foresight isn't awesome but... Hmm. *thinks* Amalgamation is fascinating, although I've only heard of one instance of it actually existing.[/color]" "Amalgamawhat?" "Amalgamation. It's a power that can can merge two or more separate objects into one, regardless whether the the objects are organic, inorganic, living, dead, technological, etc. User can decide which parts of the objects are dominant in the union, what are deleted and which merge. For example, Darkclaw is a fusion of Batman and Wolverine, quite ridiculous really." *dying at the idea of Bruce Wayne being combined with Logan Howlett*[/color]" *stares at Amelia* "Alrighty then... Are we done?" *nods* Yeah we're done. *Amelia is still laughing.[/color]*
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TAGGED- DYLAN CARRERO

1) How did you and Jenna meet?

2) What are your feelings towards Silas going out with Jenna and Silas himself?

3) Who's your favorite character? Besides Jenna.

4) What's your favorite animal?

5) What was your reasoning behind becoming a police officer? And why in Gotham?

[DYLAN CARRERO]

And here we are! We finally got the answers! Kind of. "She's kind of distracted by the drunk character whining on TV." And my stomach 'cause I can see it. "She's very distractable right now." Shut up, Dylan. "How am I gunna answer questions if I shut up?" "She's got a point!" I'm going to kill both of you. "But not in threads." "Because you love us." I do? *Michael starts laughing* Oh my god, Michael, go away. "Yes, go away so she can procrastinate instead of doing the fic." Bite me, Matthew. "... But I'm a fictitious character?" "Hey! Out. Get out. Everyone except Jenna and Crow, get out." "Girly time!" This is gunna be fun...

1) "I don't have a clue. It just kind of happened." I forgot to give you that memory... *Jenna starts laughing* "Thank God your admin account isn't 'Genius Pirate Queen Crow'." *Crow laughs* True. "So, c'mon! How?" Jenna got arrested one night and you were in the station doing work and then you two started talking and the next couple of times was luck and now you actually plan meet ups. "That was boring." Michael and Jenna met by bumping into each other on the street. *Dylan starts laughing way too hard* "That answers some confusing questions..."

2) "My feelings are like this: He's an asshole. She's awesome. He hurts her, I'll murder him." "And I'll help her hide the body." And I'll inform Silence of it happening. "Don't bother. Just let her find out unexpectedly. 'What's this? Is... I'm... Silas is dead.'" *Dylan grins* Yes. That's the best way to do things. [/sarcasm] "I quite like this." *Crow laughs* You would!

3) "Oh you bastard." *Crow starts laughing* "BEST FRIEND LOVE!" "BEST FRIEND LOVE! Um... I like Amelia... And Jim... And Matthew... And I kind of like Kaveh... James is an asshole... John... Dudebro." Oh God I know. "Such a fucking dudebro. 'You moved on?! How dare you?! I am entitled to you!' No dude, you're not." "Did he try emotional blackmail?" I don't think so. "Surprise!" Be nice! He's a colleague. "That's unfortunate..." Oh my god, behave. "..." Okay, back to question: Favourite other character? *Dylan sighs* "Amelia, Matthew or Jim... Or Kaveh." "Or Michael, or Joker, or-" "No! No." *Jenna laughs*

4) "From James, possibly." *Dylan starts laughing* "Not wolves. More like cats. Love cats!" What about spiders? "Burn the spider shit down." That is an appropriate reaction. "Oh right! Right, actual real life thing here from today. Crow woke up and looked at her window in her room and above the curtain rail there were thin things sticking out from behind it and she was like 'what the fuck is that?' and sat up and it was a fucking brown spider and the legs were long and the body was pretty big compared to most of the spiders around here and she was like 'fuck that shit' and went off to get fly spray and she ended up spraying it so much that it was white, the curtain rail was soaked in fly spray and there was a stain on the ceiling and her tongue felt like burning." I'm pretty sure I gassed myself with fly spray... "It was great." It wasn't great, Jenna. "It kind of was... But no, not spiders. Love cats. Cats are my favourite animals. Love ginger ones and black and white ones and brown and white and grey and white and black and tortoise shell and just cats. Give me a cat and I will be happy." You have a cat. "And you never mention him, you bitch." You haven't been home in a thread yet! "This needs to change. Everyone, give her a thread where she can mention our cat. I say our because my cat is based on her cat." True that. "Cats are horrible." "Only to you."

5) "You actually got that the wrong way round there. I moved to Gotham and then I became a police officer." I had to look back at Dylan's history because I was 90% sure that it said why but then found out it's the wrong fucking way round in this question... "She doesn't have a good memory for these things." Answer the damn question. "Okay, I moved to Gotham because basically I pretty much failed every exam in high school and I left at sixteen -" Because England allowed that until last year or the year before. "- and I was like 'I wanna go work somewhere that won't need too many grades' because I had fuck all except a pass in Art. So I come to Gotham like 'this seems like the kinda place I should work' and then I remembered that my nan used to be curious about whether or not I'd be a fair person when I grew up because apparently I was when I was a kid and somehow that translated to 'go be a cop'... I don't know how that happened." To be honest, neither do I. "Fate wanted you to meet me and Amelia and Jim." "..." ... Seems legit. "What the fuck are you sniffing today, Jenna?" *Crow dies* "That's insultin'! It's like you think I ain't able to go sober or somethin'." *Crow laughs somehow harder* "... You realise you're an addict, right?" *Crow officially dies from laughing so hard* "Of course! It's kinda hard to miss, y'know..." "Just checking."


"Okay, because we managed to kill Crow, we gotta ask the questions and shit ourselves... This is gunna be fun." "Oh crap, who do we ask? We kinda ran out of Silence's characters..." "Bollocks, that's true..." *Dylan thinks* "Can we ask Silence questions?" "No. Ask someone else something." *A moment of realisation passes over them* "WE HAVEN'T FUCKING ASKED JAMES ANYTHING!" "I tried to save you from this." "I wouldn't have. He'd only give you another panic attack." *Collective 'Ohhhhh!' from Jenna and Dylan* "I don't know why you don't like him..." "I don't know why you do..." "Anyway, children, questions!"

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"TAGGED FOR JAMES FUCKING WAYNE." "If his name was actually James Fucking Wayne, he'd be so much more badass." "He totally would..." "One question each?" "Good idea! In order of creation, all!" "Joker first, Matthew second, me third, Michael fourth, Dylan fifth." "Lucky Ryan hasn't been made yet..."

"1) Why don't you chew sandpaper?" ("Oh my god." *Dylan starts laughing*)

"2) ... ... ..." *Inaudible whispering with others* "Favourite thought you've ever heard?" (*Collective 'Oooooh' from others*)

"3) If you could swap bodies with any other character at all, who would it be and why?" ("God fucking damnit, Jenna! That was mine!" "Haha, not anymore bitch.")

"4) If you had to save either Amelia Blake or Matthew Reid, which would you save? Optional why." ("You've been taking lessons from Crow on how to be cruel." "Yes. Yes I have." "Just what we all need...")

"5) Between Michael and Joker, who would you rather work for and why? (Optional for Silence: between Michael, Alyss, Joker and James, how the fuck is Gotham still standing?)" ("Magic.")

[James Wayne]

"I am not looking forward to this." *Silence laughs* You amuse me way too much James. "Wonderful. [/sarcasm]" *Silence smirks* Get on with it.

1) "Because you shove it up your ass." Someone's in a bad mood. "Isn't he always in a bad mood?[/i]" True.

2) "*smirks* Yours in that Keep Awake fic." *Silence laughs*

3) "...You. Why? Because you fuck a lot of people." *Silence laughs* "Good reason." Oh my god, Silas, go away. *James laughs*

4) "Can I say neither?" "I'm offended." "You would be." No. You can't say neither. "Dammit. Matthew." Why? "I don't have to answer that." -.-

5) "Michael, because he's sane." Ha! That's a very good question that I don't actually have an answer for.

"That was horrible." For you.

TAGGED- Ryan Morgan

1) How many nicknames do you have for Matthew? And how did he earn them? (From Amelia "I thought you were told never to ask how many nicknames he had?" "No I was told not to ask him to list them all.")

2) What's the main thing you like about Matthew?

3) What do you think is your best quality?

4) Are they any women that came close to me? (from Jane)

5) What are your feelings towards Amelia and Matthew as a couple?

[Pirate Queen Crow]

Okay, here with an unmade character. "And it is great to exist without being made." "Weird, isn't it?" "You've been made for years." True. "But not on here." Also true. "Did you wait like I have?" "I don't know. You keep disappearing." Shall I just fuck off? "No! Who'll keep them on topic!" You and Dylan? "Yeah, could be fun, Sweetie pie." "Ha, Ryan. No." "Down, Ryan." *Matthew is mildly amused* "Pfft. C'mon, questions." "Yes. That would be wonderful."

"Crow?" Yeah-huh? "That Wayne... Matthew's patient?" Yup. "Talkative, isn't he?" "Stop, you two." "Yeah, stop. He's protective of him." I SHIP IT SO HARD AND SO MUCH IT SAILS ITSELF. *Crow coughs* Anyway, questions. "Yeah..."

1) "Loads." "Three main ones." "Pretty Boy - because he is pretty." "He's adorable..." *Matthew starts blushing* "Oh Merlin please stop..." *Ryan chuckles* "Okay, um... Boy Genius - this is from high school. Everyone else was like, not as good as him in classes so this happened..." "Even though I'm the same age as you." "Hey, I'm not the logical genius, Pretty Boy." *Matthew pulls face momentarily* "And the third nickname?" "Oh right, yeah. This is reserved for *ahem* special occasions." That sounds like you mean fucks. *Ryan stares at Crow* "... You wish. No. Honeybutt." "Shut up. Do not say another word. Next question. Now please." "I'm really curious..." "Well, you see..." *Matthew screaming 'nooo' in the background* *Ryan laughs too hard* "It was a prank." *Sobbing noises from Matthew now* *Dylan laughs too hard*

2) wow, we're only now on 2.... Shit. MAIN THING YOU LIKE ABOUT MATTHEW, GO! *Matthew screams at the floor* *Ryan ignores him* "I actually don't know..." *Matthew carries on* Are you fuckers exorcising him or something? Jfc. "He hates stuff like this..." BRB *Crow disappears to bed* Okay back on. "This isn't a five minute thing where she went upstairs with her laptop. It's been about 18 hours since she typed that." True, that. So, what were we on? "Main thing Ryan likes about me..." Haha, oh yeah. "Thanks for laughing." "There's a lot of things to like about Matthew..." The fact you haven't named one says a lot, Ryan. "I'm trying to pick one." "Trying to think of something's more like it..." "No! I know a lot of things that are great about you." Totally ship it. "Oh Christ." "..." "This is what happens when she's not online for the entire day." "Evidently." Okay, stop wasting time.

"This is my essay: What I Like Most About Matthew-" By Fall Out Boy. *Matthew laughs* "Shut up. Both of you. Wasn't funny." Really was. "It was." "Definitely was." *Jenna nods* "... ANYWAY, I don't really know what I like most about Pretty Boy..." Pretend you're writing a dating advert for him! "I don't want a dating advert?" "Oh c'mon, why not?" *Crow sighs* Mamelia. "Amelia is the main reason. It's illogical to have a dating advert when you're with someone who's amazing... Also they're extremely uncomfortable and you'd likely lie..." "... I can see why you ship them." I KNOW RIGHT THEY'RE ADORABLE OMG. "That is one reason why." "Because I point out the obvious?" "Because he sees something in other people that they don't or won't see. Ask Amelia what she thinks about herself and she'd say the exact opposite. I bet you anything." "That's different." Actually it's probably exactly the same reason you don't, Matthew. You both think you're each scum. "Thank you for simplifying that down to its simplest form..." You're welcome. "But Pretty Boy, seriously, get an ego." "I don't want an ego. People like her [Crow] tear it apart." Only on Wednesdays. "Same days we wear pink." Exactly. That's not why, by the way. It's a coincidence. "... Anyway..." "Yeah... He's patient, intelligent, concerned about everyone..." Main reason quickly before we start paragraph three? "All of the above." Finally.

3) I've forgotten what three is. *Crow checks* Oh god your best quality. *Ryan laughs* "It's obviously my d-" -estruction of the patriarchy. *Matthew starts laughing at Ryan* *Ryan looks slightly put out by Crow's interruption* PG-13, guys. "Oh. Um..." *Dylan and Matthew laugh way too hard* "I wanna see you're destruction..." "..." *Dylan begins crying with laughter* *Matthew can't breathe from laughing too hard* Ryan, best quality before Matthew dies, please. We actually quite like him on HA. "Um... I've got too many to choose from." *Crow starts laughing* Oh my god I can't wait until you're in a thread with an arrogant shit... "Did you mean: James Wayne" *Dylan wipes tears away* "Burn." "More like Silas." SILENCE, GOTTA HAPPEN. *Dylan bursts out laughing*

BACK ON TRACK PLEASE GUYS. Ryan, best quality? Holy shit the virus scan I started last night hasn't finished. It's been going for 22hrs, 8mins. "It's so slow... But my best quality must be my body... Or my ability to think outside the box." "And yet you've never beaten me in chess." "I keep getting bored!" Jfc MATTHEW, DYLAN, JENNA, MICHAEL, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BEFORE I CRY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY RYAN NEEDS TO CONCENTRATE. *Everyone else leaves* Thank you. RYAN, LIST YOUR GOOD QUALITIES AND DON'T LIE. "Okay, okay. Good qualities: body, good sense of humour, friendly, flirty..." *Ryan smirks* Best quality? "Good sense of humour, of course." Of course. THAT'S THE ANSWER. Everyone can come back now.

4) "Aww, Jane wants her ego stroking. That's more Jenna's job, Sweetness." "Oh, I don't stroke egos." *Crow tries so hard not to laugh* "Touché gorgeous." "Touch me and I will break your fingers, gorgeous." "Okay! back on... No... Not on topic. That's a weird question." *Ryan ignores Matthew... Again* "Well, I mean there was that one girl..." *Crow raises her eyebrow* *Matthew raises his* "... No. There hasn't." "Can I vomit now or later?" *Crow laughs*

5) *SQUEAL* OTP OTP TOP TOP TOP.... What? "Ryan's top." *Crow screams with laughter* "Does that make Matthew bottom?" *Crow starts squealing loudly while laughing* "Only on a good day." *Crow curls up on floor and screams* I TOTALLY SHIP IT "Oh my God. I'm just... Gonna... Run." "C'mere and gimme you're lovin', Pretty Boy." *Crow dies* *Ryan ignores Crow* "But I think they're good together and they're both lucky to've found someone who works so well with their personalities." O T P. O T P. O T P. O T P. "... They're an OTP. One true pairing." AND IT'S FUCKING CANON. *Screams some more but now over Mamelia*


"Okay, Crow's a bit busy screaming over Matthew and Amelia so I'm gonna take over from here..." "WAIT. Thank you to Silence's lot for the questions! Ryan and I are gunna ask the next questions because of who they're tagged for. Ryan, say thank you. "Thank you for the questions. Here's hoping I see you all soon in the boards, but for now...

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"Tagged: Jim Gordon." "Where did you come from?!" "Me? Been here all the time." "When did he come in? Did you [Ryan] see him [Michael] come in?" *Ryan shakes his head and shrugs*

"1) Oh Commish, do you ever find yourself wanting to just kill that little blonde?" ("Where the fuck did he come from?!" "Probably the same place as Batman." "I didn't mean originally, asshole." "Polite.")

"2) Who do we go to for a payrise?" (*Ryan starts laughing*)

"3) How would it feel to arrest me?"

"4) Who do you hate most out of all the villains in Gotham? And why?"

5) How would you feel if any of the officers in the GCPD got killed? (From Villain!Matthew)


OOC Note: Scan is still going and is almost to 23 hours. Just because I find it mildly amusing.

[Jim Gordon]

"I'm slightly weary of this..." Why? "Watching all those others." Ha! This one won't turn out like that because you're here and you're... you... and not half as crazy as them. *Silence grins*

1) "What!? No! Of course not!" "I feel loved." This is a chaos free zone, go away Amelia. "My question is why would I want to kill Amelia?" "Because she can be slightly annoying?" "Sometimes true, but she has a good heart." "I feel loved yet again, and not from you, Kavs." Oh my god. Get out!

2) I keep forgetting what two is because I keep getting distracted... "It's Dylan wanting a payraise." I know that now. "I would give you a raise if I could..." "But he can't. Believe me, I've asked before." Go away Amelia! "I don't think she's going to leave." ...What gave that away?

3) "It would be a relief."

4) "Joker, because he has no reasons other than the pleasure he receives for watching Gotham burn." Having you here is SOO much easier than having the others here. Thank you. "You're welcome."

5) "It's horrible to have to watch the other officers die. The GCPD is like a family, it's close to same feeling as when a brother or a sister dies." "True that."

TAGGED- CROW "We're taking over this one." "...We are?" "*Amelia laughs* Yes, we are Kaveh." "There's six of us and five questions." "We could combine questions." "Where the hell did she come from?" "Go away Veronica. No one likes you." "Michael does." "He likes his cooking better than you." -.- *James starts laughing* "We suck at doing this. We're asking questions now."

"1) Why do you play each of your characters?" ("That's a stupid question." "Not really stupid, just way too long." "Shut up.")

"2) What was your first experience with roleplaying?"

"3) Who is your favorite character on here?"

"4) What is the main thing you like about all your characters?"

"5) Why did you make Matthew run over Hotspot!?" ("Because she wanted to." "Shut up Blake." "That's my line." "Maybe you should go sleep with your pros-" "Alright! Break it up, just all of you go away." "Thank you, doctor." "Yes. Thank you. [/sarcasm]" "Go away.")

[Pirate Queen Crow]

None of you realise how much I laughed while I read that... These questions aren't half as bad as I thought they'd be. Wahey! "And now for the answers!" *Jenna flicks torch behind Dylan and make lightning noise* "... Why don't you two follow each other around to provide noises for each other?" *Jenna squeaks at Dylan* "Can we?" "Oh God, yes." *Crow laughs*

1) Because they're fun. "I'm the most fun!" Actually Michael is but you're a close second! "Then who?" You and Joker and Matthew. All joint third. "I find it funny that I'm the most fun." Yeah but you would because you're Michael. "She's got a point." Of course I do. I made you all ffs. Jane, shut up. It wasn't a stupid question.

2) First experience... Was actually a Harry Potter roleplay site. I used to be really active on a site called Mibba, which is a writing site for stories and poems and stuff, and it also had journals and one of the members on Mibba put up an advert for an RP site and I read it and I was curious about what roleplaying was like and so I made a character from a HP fanfic I was writing at the time - Judy Lewis - and she was a Slytherin and that was my first site about five years ago. "You should made Judy again with more in depth information and stuff..." I keep wanting to but then I think that maybe she should be left in five years ago... "She was kind of like Matthew, wasn't she?" Yeah but she wasn't paranoid nor had social anxiety nor had any personality disorders. She was more like Dylan crossed with Matthew. "You've made so many versions of me over the years." I have. This personality and history are the oldest ones for Hayley Williams characters made by me. Just got new first and middle names! "And still none of us are older than Bam." Nope. He's awesome. *Crow laughs*

3) THAT IS MEAN I HATE YOU ALL. No, wait. I just hate you, Silas. I kind of like... idk... I have a weird love for Alyss and Silas... And ofc I love Amelia and Kaveh and Jane... And all of mine because I can't play them properly if I hate them, trust me, I've tried. I made a character who was literally what I hate out of people - he was Bam's uncle/father - and he was difficult to play but I had a love/hate with him too... Because I hated the character but loved playing a cruel asshole. But my favourite character is possibly... Jane. Has to be Jane.

4) Oh my god stop with the difficult questionssssssssss. "Now you know how I feel." Go away. *Grumpy grumpy Crow* "Put one thing you like about each character?" Gunna do it!

Joker - I don't know what I like most about Joker. Canon Joker is so chaotic and genius and I think that must be why I like him so much. From a psychological view point (you can see where Matthew came from) he's interesting because there's no definite diagnosis for him, but otherwise idk...

Matthew - He's adorable. Also I kind of like that he's got the same stuff as me kind of. Paranoia, avoidant personality disorder, possible social anxiety... Yup, I'm FUCKED. Though a friend of mine once said that she loves Matthew because he's so realistic... I think that's what I like the most about him.

Jenna - SHE'S SO FUN TO PLAY. THAT IS MY FAVOURITE THING WITH JENNA. I don't usually have characters like her so she's kind of difficult but I really like playing her because of that reason. Like, she's more talkative than I'm used to but that means I can just let her ramble about anything... But she's fun.

Michael - I don't know what I like most about Michael, either. He's just fun to play and entertaining to write for. Like, he doesn't have a set behaviour or anything like that. I mean, he needs to have fairytale references but that's something you can slip in occasionally while Joker has the scars licking and Matthew has... Well... What doesn't Matthew have? Jenna is an addict and I have to research one specific drug for a thread and have to get it as close to what the research says as possible because I'm not on drugs and I don't think anyone really should be on drugs. I mean, it's peoples' choice but I personally don't see the point in them... BUT YEAH Michael I like that he doesn't have fixed behaviour that I have to remember.

Dylan - The fact she swears. "That's it?" That and the fact that you're so realistic too. I mean, it's realistic for an English police officer to swear like a sailor, let's be honest. "That's true." But tbh I just like you as a character. You're realistic and fun and a little bit crazy but in a good, subtle way...


I like the fact that they're all pretty different to each other the most. Like, they share traits (e.g. intelligence) but the other traits and the characters themselves are all different from each other. Jenna and Dylan are the most similar, admittedly, and that's only while they're together. When they're apart, Jenna does whatever Jenna does and Dylan's more like me when I'm nowhere near my friends. It's a really cool thing. I also like that most of the time they write themselves. They just come up with shit like 'I could be DANCING DOWN THE STREET' and I'm like 'okay.' and then we end up with things like the Jim/Jenna thread.

5) I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY I DID THAT. It was a couple of years ago... I think I just wanted another reason for you to be a bit anti-Matthew. As if putting your mum into a mental hospital wasn't enough, y'know. "Thanks. Thank you for that." You're welcome, Matthew. "I hate you a little bit." So does Michael, tbh... "Are you surprised?" Given the fact that I haven't killed you yet? Yes. And don't bother saying I've got a point because that much is obvious. "Which makes us all wonder why I haven't said it yet." *Crow laughs* True.

I HAVE RED SUNGLASSES! <3

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okay, last character of Silence's left...
TAGGED: VERONICA SHATTER

1) What's you're job, exactly?

2) If you could choose which character to kill off of the whole site, which character would it be and why?

3) Would you be able to work with Michael without trying to kill him? (From Dylan)

4) Out of all of the villains on Heroes Arise, who is your favourite?

5) What do you think of the GCPD?

[elegant badass silence]

"I'm looking forward to this, honestly." "You're bloody pathetic." Alright. Go away Silas. "No! He needs to stay! You should leave." "We're taking over." "You can't kick Silence out! She made you two idiots!" I thank you for that Amelia, but I think they are kicking me out...ungrateful shits... *kicks Silence out* "You are rude!" "She knows, and she enjoys being that way." "I'm beginning to question the feelings between the two of you..." "Oh my god...Kaveh! Come here, we need to keep them on track." "He's not going to come, Veronica scares him." "*Veronica laughs*"

1) "Assassin for hire." "How many people have you killed?" "This relationship makes no sense. You're supposed to hate her, she's a villain.[/b]" "Ha. You say that as if he's a hero." "He's not. He's too busy smoking and drinking to be a hero. Says a lot when you're willing to take up an offer a villain gives you." "You're all idiots. And too many to count, Silas." "Has she killed more or less than you Blake?" "That was cruel.[/b]" "All of you are killers." O.O "Tristan!" "You know this guy?" "He's been roaming around Silence's brain for a long time. He's that drug lord she wanted to make." "One day I'll see you all over here. *Tristan grins*" "Oh god. Oh god no!" "Scared? *James smirks*" "Fear is for the weak." "I like this guy!" "He doesn't like you." "No one likes him." "Actually my daughter does." "...You're all so dysfunctional."

2) "Hm. That's hard." "'Cause there's a lot you want to kill?" "No, there's only a few but I want to kill them so badly that it's hard to decide." "Who do you want to kill?" "Alyss Blake for one." "*James growls*" "You are pathetic. You growl when you are human. It brings me to question whether you really are human or not." "She threatened my girlfriend, do you really expect me to just be okay with that?!" "You could just get out." "Answer the question.[/i]" "Alyss Blake because she's so emotional. James Wayne because you're just annoying. Am-" "I could rip your head off.'" "I'd like to see you try." "Focus!" "Amelia Blake because I find exceptionally annoying, and she's a cop, which makes my want to kill her even more. Also, Jim Gordon because he's too good of a person for my taste." "Terrible reasons." "You want to say that again?" *Kaveh runs away*" *Veronica laughs* "But out of all them, I think I'd kill James." "I would destroy you." *Tristan bursts out laughing* "I doubt that, wolf boy."

3) "Surprisingly yes, it is my goal to seduce him." "*Silas laughs* "Good luck."" "Have fun failing." "Maybe you ought to try and do that to Silas." "...bloody hell..." *Veronica winks at him* "Maybe I should." "Get a room." *Tristan is laughing too hard*

4) "Michael of course." "My least favorite..."

5) "They'e weak." "And you're not?[/i]" "I wouldn't push her, Blake." "I'm flatter that you care." "I don't. I just don't want to have to help clean up the mess when she slits your throat." *Amelia punches Silas* "...I should have done that a long time ago..." *Amelia smirks*

...I am disappointed in you all, that was chaotic. "She's shipping Silas and Veronica silently.[/b]" No I'm not! (totally am) "*Kaveh laughs*" "Don't do that." *Silence laughs*

Note- I will be making Tristan Anderson after Veronica 'cause he amuses me greatly.

Alrighty. Last of Crow's characters.
TAGGED: Valentina Kadnikov

1) What do you do exactly?

2) What's your opinion of Michael? (from Veronica)

3) What's your favorite food?

4) Do you want some drugs? (from Tristan "Talk about stupid questions." "I could fuck you up." "I'd like to see you try." "*Veronica tries to hide her laughter*")

5) What's the most interesting thing about you?